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Wait, he might be on to something here... Or better yet, put the oil on planes and then fly it over to the other side? Checkmate.

12.03.2026 06:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm no expert, but isn't it odd to work out in jeans? Does he not know that looks odd? Because he's don't this now several times.

27.02.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's go! A reminder to start my rewatch soon myself.

24.02.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How can there be this many documents!? I think if I were investigated, they might find dozens or hundreds of documents that would sum up my whole life. This man had hundreds of millions!?

15.02.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nay, let us return to UseNet.

11.02.2026 02:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best thing TPUSA could come up with was a guy in jorts lip synching a bad song from the 90s.

09.02.2026 03:15 👍 2587 🔁 270 💬 114 📌 17

What's with that sleeve? Can we, as a nation, just agree that doesn't look like that jacket actually fits him?

08.02.2026 08:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every frame of this would make the hardest album art.

07.02.2026 03:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, guess I was wrong about it then, sorry, my bad!

15.01.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, we've leveraged the entire economy to finance this trillion dollar technology, and I'm unimpressed so far with the results.

08.01.2026 20:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel this is a fair summary. Grows more true by the day.

I get this sense like a lot of people don't want to call it what it is because then they'd have to acknowledge their responsibility to try and stop the end of everything.

06.01.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't know you could mumble under your breath out loud like that. Wild.

19.12.2025 02:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This will be like the new "X (formally Twitter)" thing. No one's going to call it that.

18.12.2025 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've seen and written a lot of letters and emails that had a teensy bit of AI in them. This looks like one of those to me.

Couldn't even be bothered to write three paragraphs? I guess I know them feels.

17.12.2025 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonder what he thinks of Cambria?

10.12.2025 04:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just wish he wasn't the one doing arch.

I wish arch wasn't going to be tacky.

I wish we paid for healthcare before paying for arch.

But in principle, I low-key like the idea of arch.

03.12.2025 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally I can get future news, like Zelensky didn't wear a suit that one time that everyone saw that he did.

03.12.2025 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's just his thinking face. When he's really focused, sometimes it sounds like he's snoring, but he's not. That's his thinking noise.

02.12.2025 23:31 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm tired of every statement being a "slam." Like, I know the algo loves the word, but there are other, equally colorful, options.

"Rebukes,"
"Condemns,"
"Decries,"
"Denounces,"
Or even just... "Blasts?" Nah, screw blasts too, basically the same as a slam.

02.12.2025 18:52 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like this gallery, wherefrom a visitor may gaze upon my many bathrooms.

01.12.2025 23:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We must go back. The 00s were such a magical and unserious time. I must return.

21.11.2025 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't get fooled by this. They say it'll support 1080p crossover @ 144hz, but what they don't tell you is it's not backwards compatible for those with the old Campbell's converter for those with older equipment.

Be sure to check the specs on your VCR first!

19.11.2025 22:31 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like the guy that said her ancestors were there for the beginning of time. Like, that's an amazing statement, and something that suggests he didn't do as well in biology as she did.

18.11.2025 23:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is actually my strategy playing the RTS Dawn of War. So I feel personally attacked.

08.11.2025 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It helps that it's a Porsche.

08.11.2025 23:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don't need to know anything about how mortgages work to know that a 50 year mortgage is much less appealing for a home buyer.

His brain so cooked, some banker proposed this and he thought, "oh yeah, people will love this."

See you in the midterms when were 1.3 billion pounds lighter.

08.11.2025 23:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Trump over there like, and "whoa!?we can just make proof when we need it? Got a job or two for whoever this guy is."

09.10.2025 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally, a plant for me.

29.09.2025 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did as well. Damn, gotta be quicker on the draw.

04.09.2025 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They used an endash in place of an emdash. Probably got locked out of the Ai they'd been using before.

01.09.2025 15:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0