🌈 Shay Chavez

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Watching #JimmyKimmel 🙌

After doing a county roads delivery route today, I’m starting to think I might wanna live in the country with some chickens and goats… and cats of course. #CountryLife

Why do the best ideas always pop into your head in the late night hours when you need to be sleeping?

Who will you be rooting for… the #Eagles or #Chiefs? I’m not much into #football, but I’m leaning towards the Eagles! 🏈 #Superbowl

Does anyone else have a bunch of random electronics cords laying around, but you don’t throw them out, because one of them might go to something important?

RIP Jimmy Carter.

Never let a toddler play on your phone, unless you’re prepared to fully clean and sanitize it afterwards. 🤦🏻‍♀️

LOL! Side effects include stroke, permanent paralysis or death. Ask your doctor if fuckacillin is right for you!

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My cat Sneaky is definitely on Santa’s naughty list.

Commercials these days are so ridiculous. I don’t even know what they’re advertising half the time.

Oh yesss! 🤣🤣🤣

The older you get, the more comfy you are in a nice fuzzy pair of sweatpants.

He would be the perfect detective for this case! It’s crazy how not much progress has been made after all these years.

Bubby is such a cutiepie! 🥰🥰🥰

My Bubby Boo!
Give’im some kisses

Yes girl, I had to leave the crazy maniac’s platform. There’s not much action over here yet though.

Dinner! 🍽️

You can’t even make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣

Has anyone else ever received THREE duplicate jury duty notices in the mail? All on the same day?

When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.

🤣 I always wonder when they’ll start making the bags re-sealable.

Hi, I’m God.

Vaccines save lives.

Love,

God

Shot of Mar-a-lago bathroom with classified docs stacked in boxes

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

I haven’t been to Applebees in forever! I need to give them a visit!

🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there!

I’m in the same boat. Trying to make the switch, but there’s not much action over here. 🤷🏼‍♀️

So Cute! 😻😻😻