Alexander Kanly Reynolds

It’s like just under a kilo!
Also, The Big Boy is for display only— he is my most prized possession and not for sale 😂

There are always shenanigans in Las Vegas 🙈 @ohaijustalex.bsky.social

Oh and @ohaijustalex.bsky.social and I sold more than a dozen ebony (and other!!) hairbrushes last night along with tons of fun vintage pervertables!

🤭🤭 so @ohaijustalex.bsky.social and I went out to restock today and had *excellent* luck!

I take my job seriously 🫡 so @ohaijustalex.bsky.social and I moved into our suite last night 😂

I made it to Vegas, reunited with @lemonyhead.bsky.social after what felt like forever but was actually (checks calendar) three weeks, and did a good chunk of setting up our suite. E got there later and we all caught up a lot. Tomorrow will involve a lot of vendor fair prep

I gotta be so for real right now, it’s absurd to act like I can go to a party without a button up long sleeve shirt. I gotta roll those sleeves. My heart needs it.

But I DID get bored and now I’m considering dropping a role/gender combo, even though I KNOW that if I do that I’ll spend this entire party feeling EXACTLY the vibe I didn’t pack for

Packing to go to an event that I can drive to is so stressful bc I don’t even have to try to not bring too much stuff so the primary thing limiting me becomes when I get bored

This is what being home has been like 🥰

On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!

Arguably the best thing that happened in 2025 is that our kiddo, B, moved back in with R+J and I get to see her all the time and enjoy being Babachan to kid’s kid. Also, that branch of the family got a dog, which is pretty great. But also never getting a period again is pretty freaking great. Tied.

I did the least writing I’ve done in recent years, but I read 12 novels, which is an improvement for me. I had major surgery that greatly improved my life, visited 14 states and 6 national parks, worked a lot, got in trouble a lot, took care of myself as well as I could, and had lots of good times

I did a bunch of stats about last year but did not save the post and I’m mad

But I watched 146 films for the first time last year, which feels like a rookie number to me, but damn if I did not have focus in 2025

I’m tired and I miss my home, my bed, my cats, and my CA family. My brother never got his life together enough to throw a funeral for our mom in the month I was out there. I’ll probably never see a blood relative of mine ever again. But I’m glad I went, even though it turned my life upside down.

Ok so for the past month I’ve been away from home. I’ve gone cross country on the train, sorted out four storage units full of my family’s stuff, spent priceless and mental health saving time with @lemonyhead.bsky.social and her household, and so far driven across 6 states.

I am afraid of mice and hate winter, snow, and ice. But to the tiger in the zoo, I say “omg let me pet you.”

Found the only two photos my mom used to have up of me from after 2008 face down under some papers in a drawer. There was one picture of me being displayed of me and about 30 of my dumbass brother

My brother is not a competent individual and has gotten thru like on weaponized incompetence and I’m very likely to crash out and lose it on him sometime this week I swear to fucking god. He is 40 fucking years old.

I’ve tried to remind him that every day we are away from home, we aren’t working and therefore not earning any money, we are paying for a cat sitter, I’m missing medical appointments I waited months to get, I’m increasingly high risk to have a medical event while away from my care team but he cba.

After 5 days in transit, I arrived 2 days ago. My brother, the sole heir, who lives 2 hrs away is just now on his way, after inexplicably fucking around for the past day and a half.
He has done nothing to start funeral planning/sorting affairs. Like, at all. Doesn’t even have a death certificate.

So, despite the fact that my mom disinherited me, I took the train to NJ, including a TWO DAY delay where we were v lucky to be able to stay with my Top and his family bc they didn’t offer us a hotel or anything.

My mom passed away on the 26th and also I found out that she disinherited me, so it’s been… a time

I read this one in 2024 and it was a wonderful but emotionally rough little read.

#⏰🐘🧵

in 2026 instead of lore-diving whatever giant franchise benefits from your engagement try doing it with any writer/director with a substantial body of work but no “fandom”. Marie Ndiaye. Maryse Conde. Samuel Fuller. See where it gets you. If you gotta have a static setting do Mervyn Peake

My mom is back to being in a really bad way medically. I just finished an extremely busy week that really physically wore out my body. We’re going to R’s mom’s house tomorrow. I haven’t wrapped anything at all yet. I got to perk up and be festive.

🎥 I watched The Housemaid the other day and that movie had the strangest pacing. It felt like a movie that was heavily padded as it crawled towards The Twist but it lingered in very odd moments.
Ultimately, a very forgettable movie.

Good morning, I have been very socially checked out but I went to the zoo yesterday and it replenished my soul a bit. F u z z y.