Jeff E. Guy

Electing a member of Howard Stern's Wack Pack may not have been one of our best decisions.

Who is we?

If the Biden administration's attack on billionaires was designed to turn them into Republicans, it worked beautifully.

So much winning...

I paid $963.00 to import a dining set from Poland.

#facts

That makes zero sense, but only because negative sense isn't possible. Unless if by "cahoots" she means "Stephen Miller's vampire coven," then, okay. That makes a lot of sense.

It's a sad day when the gold standard is George W. Bush.

The Second War GI's had an acronym for this: SNAFU

He's got a strong forearm.

The military doesn't want a draft, but it's just like Trump to impose his ignorant will upon them.

But what if I slip on lowercase ice? How am I supposed to go viral...?

You can't lose a war if you have no stated objectives...

You can structure your porfolio with equity and growth along with stability and income. SPY, an ETF that matches the S&P 500, returned 82.5% over the last three years (total return). That's a welcomed return at any age.

Just because you'll never compound numeric gains like Elon Musk doesn't mean you should sit on the sidelines and sulk. Long-term investing is still a proven strategy for financial security. Just do it.

a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

You can't lose a war if you never define your objectives...

What is Bonesmashing? Inside the Extreme Looksmaxxer Technique As looksmaxxing enters our lexicon, the practice of bonesmashing—tapping your face with a hammer to shape your bone structure—is trailing close behind.

We live in the dumbest fscking era.

I agree with Jack Shafer. Headline bashing is the lowest the lowest form of press criticism.

"Lisa, am I wearing pants?"
"Yes, dad."
"Then I'm off!"

The New York Times has a knack for finding the dumbest among us:

“If what I heard — that Iran was going to attack us — if that was true, then he was smart to do it,” she said of Mr. Trump. “If not, then maybe it was uncalled for.”

That doesn't sound like the Donald Trump I know....

“Most of the people we had in mind [for the next leader of Iran] are dead.”
--Donald "Stable Genius" Trump

On 60 Minutes, Hegseth came across as a kid doing a book report without reading the book. "The Great Gatsby was, um, great!"

"Not doing a good" should change their behavior. But let's hope he doesn't have to resort to "I'm really disappointed in you."

He shot a 145 and recorded 86

I have no idea, but I'm 100% certain I'll never know the truth.

I filled a large knot with epoxy. Here's the thing about filling knots: they often require several applications of epoxy to fill the void completely. My intent was to check back later to see if it needed more. I forgot and, as a result, that spoon is permanently encased in epoxy.

If the conduct of those in power is illegal or destabilizing, critical coverage is the appropriate outcome; it's not evidence of media bias.

Unlike Bill Maher, I'm not rooting for a recession. I don't think it will stop Trump who's become unmoored from public opinion, but it will certainly create widespread misery.

The Iranian Guards were already a state within a state. If I were a betting man (I'm not), I would wager on them governing post-war Iran. And, unlike the grand poobahs, they will push full speed ahead on a nuclear weapons program. Global leaders will be cleaning up after Trump long after he's gone.