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HE/HIM ANYONE WHO SOWS A FLOWER FOR OTHERS WILL BLOOM THEMSELVES WHEN I WARNED YOU THAT I'M A BAD BOY, I MEANT IN TERMS OF QUALITY

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12.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 1577 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8
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12.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

You can do it!

11.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A square painting against a white background. Painting depicts an orange and blue sunset, beneath a road recedes around a corner, surrounding the setting sun is a large orange and yellow cloud with six wavy rays of light escaping from behind.

A square painting against a white background. Painting depicts an orange and blue sunset, beneath a road recedes around a corner, surrounding the setting sun is a large orange and yellow cloud with six wavy rays of light escaping from behind.

Sun Bloom 🌞

04.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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How's your gaming backlog?

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1392 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 88
Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."

Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."

05.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
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A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever πŸ’”

04.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 20041 πŸ” 8493 πŸ’¬ 353 πŸ“Œ 330

Ich bin selbst Nutzer der Leihroller achte aber stets das ich den Radweg nutze und vorallem darauf wie und wo ich den nach gebrauch abstelle. Mir ist leider auch aufgefallen das meist jΓΌngere Personen die Roller unmΓΆglich abstellen wie z.b. auf Ampelinseln oder mitten im Weg. AltersbeschrΓ€nkung!

05.03.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Line illustration of the Toyota quick release towball assembly that is very NSFW

Line illustration of the Toyota quick release towball assembly that is very NSFW

Sorry, I can't
quick-releasing my tow ball assembly

05.08.2024 19:15 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
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The Time(line) is Now

02.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
a picture of a β€œfuggler” version of squidward. it’s a stuffed animal with human teeth that looks ugly on purpose, I guess? he looks likes he’s struggling

a picture of a β€œfuggler” version of squidward. it’s a stuffed animal with human teeth that looks ugly on purpose, I guess? he looks likes he’s struggling

yeah I’m fine. doing great

01.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1631 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 13
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37046 πŸ” 11959 πŸ’¬ 499 πŸ“Œ 798
Timothee Chalamet replaced by Elmo in Dune
Timothee Chalamet replaced by Elmo in Dune YouTube video by Sesame Swap

youtu.be/EHK5fBm1YWk?...

26.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 35644 πŸ” 10549 πŸ’¬ 779 πŸ“Œ 591
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16.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1875 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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18.12.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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20.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40987 πŸ” 10912 πŸ’¬ 309 πŸ“Œ 338
The logo of the game Papers Please, but the Eagle of Arstotzka has been replaced by the Discord logo.

The logo of the game Papers Please, but the Eagle of Arstotzka has been replaced by the Discord logo.

18.02.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

17.02.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 9143 πŸ” 2658 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35984 πŸ” 16665 πŸ’¬ 1305 πŸ“Œ 2477
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treasure

16.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

15.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 7778 πŸ” 2366 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 176
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πŸ™ New comic: Big Deal πŸ™

24.01.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 552 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, β€œhow much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, β€œtell ya whatβ€” I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, β€œhow much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, β€œtell ya whatβ€” I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

11.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 10937 πŸ” 2065 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 24

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

10.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 27121 πŸ” 9600 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 358
Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says β€œaren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says β€œman plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says β€œaren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says β€œman plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

04.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 4201 πŸ” 757 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6
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A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued.
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The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink.
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The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold."
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The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

warandpeas.com/2019/01/27/u...

27.01.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 12
The cartoon illustrates the problem of water use in the AI age: a farmer's child and his mother are pumping a little water from a well for their daily use. Two knights in armor, transporting a large, spherical water container on wheels, come by and say, "The King wishes to make more avatars of himself as a Ghibli character."
In the background, a castle sits enthroned on a hill. The cartoon illustrates the excessive water consumption required for AI model queries.

The cartoon illustrates the problem of water use in the AI age: a farmer's child and his mother are pumping a little water from a well for their daily use. Two knights in armor, transporting a large, spherical water container on wheels, come by and say, "The King wishes to make more avatars of himself as a Ghibli character." In the background, a castle sits enthroned on a hill. The cartoon illustrates the excessive water consumption required for AI model queries.

warandpeas.com/2026/02/05/t...

05.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1469 πŸ” 587 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

It's time to deport drug addicts who scam the government.

by Elon Musk

07.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1694 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5