Green Parmesan

(Eternal jerking off motion)

where are they learning that skill from again?

Alabama set to execute man who did not kill anyone Unless Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey intervenes, Charles “Sonny” Burton, 75, will be executed Thursday. He is among thousands in America convicted under a controversial felony murder law.

This fact is not in dispute: Charles “Sonny” Burton, 75, has never killed anyone.

But on Thursday, Alabama is set to execute him.

… is it possible that two grand evils (the usa admin and leaders of college football) can somehow cancel each other out??

then i saw that saban and urban were both there and lol no they’re probably going back to old terrible stuff, and some new rules that suck even more

and no more cash for kids

This one destroyed me

well at least michael b is having a good day

you would like that wouldn’t ya

getting an extra personal reminder today, on top of the all the terrible things going on, how much this country sucks (not me but a neighbor is having it bad)

no seriously, why do you still have this up

damit we can’t even have the lesser evil today huh

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

oregon’s senators are both far, far ahead of most others and i am happy to have them

and are also old white guys with some serious problems (moreso wydn i have to say) who would have retired already and let energetic young progressives come in, if we had a working system

so uhhh… yeah. go beavs

this is the moment …. no, not gonna do it again

wild for a few things:

1. yes that is a young, well younger, Bernie Sanders introducing it all (mayor of the city then)

2. yes they are all just doing percussion for this read, even mike and page. supposedly they played a set earlier but that’s not on tape

3. and jeff h! the rare time of five!

Zenzile with Phish (2/21/86) Midwinter Muse - Memorial Auditorium - Burlington, VT YouTube video by cleantones

hadnt looked at this day in phishstory in a while but this is a good one

40 years ago this weekend they joined in a local Burlington poetry fest with their friend Zenzile, a South Adrican refugee who was doing slam poetry. someone uploaded a local tv clip here….

youtu.be/IEC5btngF1E

yeehaw

Bluesky has suspended @themanfromchaos.bsky.social for reporting on a far-right agitator in Coos Bay, Oregon. Identifying and warning about threats is in the public interest for the safety of our communities.

Likely mass reported, please unsuspend.

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put it in a smoothie with some juicy fruits (strawberry, cherry, blueberry is my fave). the binding thickens and then you have a milkshake like consistency but with no milk

damn i thought hockey was on the list of more non problematic sports

it’s really just going to be soccer (futbol de world) and nba isn’t it

with the caveat they both have major problems too

Quakertown rise up! never expected to say this but hell yeah to those kids

girl the world is bad enough now. one of my remaining simple joys is to go and see the seals/sea lions on the coast wherever i can. if you take that away from me to serve… i don’t know what, exactly, maybe some local fishing groups? just too much sad

this really is sweet and joyous and adorable

two seals are looking at each other and one has its mouth open ALT: two seals are looking at each other and one has its mouth open

already very wary of mgp but if her big fight is against (i really cannot believe this is real) sea lions and seals

like what

Oh now you’ve done it

oh and whatever people want to say about Chappie - it’s more meme than movie at this point - i won’t defend it, never need to see or hear die antwoord again

BUT

the final cut of that movie is a miracle compared to where it started. can’t say much here but it could have been (and was) wayyy worse

today’s wordle has a fun little extra meaning for phans

(I don’t buy, i use the free version ofc)

the album that started it all for me, as a youngin… a bridge from mid 90s alternative fun and goofiness, which i already loved, gently into the sounds of trey shredding

that said, the most angriest i have been…

Beau is Afraid (way too long, but i will hear arguments)

21 (whitewashed the cast, tried to make the main guy sympathetic when he’s trying to cheat… casinos? that’s cool! i am jealous of him! you do not have to make him a victim!)

Hacksaw Ridge (awful!)

not going to quote tweet this engagement but a couple movie notes:

1. If you go to see bug budget stuff you can’t be surprised when it sucks, it is all done to algorithms and IP notes now. Like cmon

2. I will defend aronofsky’s Mother! but only as a fuck you to Paramount

3. This is all subjective

maxey played 38 minutes when i saw him and the time where he was off was hard to watch

no grimes for that game, but that can’t be good long term

Simpsons screenshot with a bearded man behind the Philly Phanatic that has been confirmed as Dan McQuade

got the mcquade screenshot to have for posterity

this had a lot of expected jokes but i did like this exchange..

Marge: And what’s with these batteries?

Homer: To throw at people I don’t like. They do that here instead of punching people they don’t like.

But they do that, too.