wildehack

MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY

i got got so hard

LEGIT. the fact that there's a million episodes are a perk for me + my desire for escapism, but it's def a commitment!

i am def there for buck/eddie, but I love the whole ensemble

fictional firefighters! it's a glorified soap opera. but i love it.

LOL it's a show! I'm currently deep in obsession with 9-1-1, a show about firefighters.

hello!!!! I support you in your endeavors!!

hey bluesky! I'm hoping to post over here a little more often. how's everybody hanging in there? i'm obsessed with firefighters now.

They should have called this episode of Hannibal “The Body Keeps the Spore”

weirdest thing about being an adult is that sometimes you read someone's melodramatic whumpfic and it'll be something you've personally experienced and you have to kind of scratch your neck and go oh my god is this guy some kind of wimp or something

like a wrapped tampon! a clean, unused, sealed tampon! in plastic! just kind of sticking out of the middle of the book

so much respect for the person in this café reading Cixin Liu's The Dark Forest and using a tampon as a bookmark

lolllllll well you can't have everything (also thank you for seeing me)

I do love all those things!

idk mctna but i am chinhands anyway

😅 saaaaaaame

this is a great idea and i would do the same except i'm scared i'll forget one and then send it to someone to read and give them a cannibalism jump scare

Content Notes: rape, sex, murder, torture, cannibalism, domestic violence, dead babies

working on an origfic project that will probably never go anywhere trying to have the confidence of meatbun doesn't eat meat

This is also cheering! 💙

This is lovely, and I'm happy to have the metaphor extended with fact 💙💙💙

it sucks to feel so delicate when you want to be a plant that survives the winter!!!! i hope we both feel less fragile soon 💙

you can scare some bees out of my branches, but you're not changing my feelings or my mind about stuff without a saw. not even a handsaw. you'd need a really big saw. multiple dudes would have to operate it.

anyway i kind of feel like even very small brushes of metaphorical fingers against me are making me wither right now, which sucks. i want to be like a plant that's just pretty much fine and the same no matter how hard you slam into it. like an oak tree, or a redwood.

(wow i've literally never questioned this. i don't know shit about plants, but is it true, people with plant knowledge???)

man i'm really feeling so delicate lately. my grandma had these african violets in a little pot on her counter when i was growing up, and i always wanted to touch their velvety petals, and my mom always said that these plants were special bc if you touched their petals, they would wither and die.

shen jiu! my personal avatar of "fuck it, it'll be fine," apparently, which is ironic considering that he was most definitely not fine

shen jiu: the solution to a stress dream i've had for decades now 😅

i did at one point think vaguely, like, "should I be feeding this baby coca cola?" but then my Shen Jiu brain stepped in and was like "don't worry about it," and I was like okay! and kept feeding the baby coca cola

but the whole dream the baby looked happy! he liked his coca cola

the whole dream i was feeding the baby from bottles of coca cola

i recognize this would be a terrible way to treat a real baby, but in my dreams where the baby is a metaphor for some kind of responsibility i'm angsting about, it was kind of beautiful