i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it
i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it
"New Year, New Me," I whisper as I repeat my endless cycle
you as well my friend!!
wahoo wahoo!
omg baz hi!
life is horrific text over a picture of a black unicorn
is this thing still on
never let them tell you it can't be dumb
Everything lives rent free in my head. I have not yet found the proper mechanism to charge rent to the things in my head.
psa if you’re hanging out with joe goldberg and he puts on a baseball hat you are going to die. that’s his murder hat
i don’t need rizz i have a personality disorder
everything is pissing me off i need to go to the ocean
what are you chalking about. what are you even chalking about
actually im allowed to be cringe after all ive been though
no rizz just extremely annoying
Two male ducks enjoying their time in a large puddle (deep enough to swim in) in a school parking lot.
what if we were two ducks floating in a parking lot puddle
what if i don’t want to lock in? what if i just want to dilly dally
gummy work on a branch
bella, look! it’s a worm
i hope you’re doing well. despite literally everything
yeah i got the bug that causes me to do embarrassing things inserted at claire’s
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
4 paintings of melancholic women in water with the caption, “me after saying it is what it is”
It be that way sometimes. 🙃
i hate when doctors assume i’m straight
if they gave out an oscar based off of acting normal in public, i still wouldn’t have an oscar
hot singles in your area are putting your name in the death note
losing HP every time I want to say something but the conversation topic shifts
tfw your cat is getting put on the same anxiety medication as you