Fake Signal Name

Knuckle tattoos:

Left Hand:
R.A.N.C.H.

Right Hand:
Ma.Ri.Na.R.A.

This sounds like something that Tom Waits says in one of his songs that’s just him talking

A woman in a light purple wig sits in passenger seat of zamboni, holding a banner which states "no ICE, no more, no kings, no fear" in same font and colors as Minnesota Frost team iconography.

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game.
No ICE
No War
No Kings

No Fear.

Little trash-filled parcels of land off the railroad
tracks
As I've been living and walking around in NE I've noticed little pockets of land off the railroad tracks that are unkempt and filled with trash. The worst…

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Shinobi for Genesis

Aero the Acro-Bat for Genesis

:in the situation room:

Navy Admiral: …that’s why the Strait of Hormuz presents a unique challenge that has prevented action to this point, sir

Ja Rule (who wandered in from a White House Tour): Let’s just do it and be legends, man

Trump (pointing at Ja): Get that man some shoes. Size 22, right?

It is 3am. Alas, the haberdasher is closed. Johnny Depp takes a deep breath before hurling a half empty bottle of Romanée-Conti through the plate glass window…he must have the hat.

Charlie Brown getting his shit wrecked

I so desperately want one of these dudes to get rocked by a line drive so their clown shoes fly off like Charlie Brown

This whole story is obviously high-grade mad king and his scheming viziers…but it doesn’t stop me from desperately wanting one of these dudes to get wrecked by a line drive and have their comically large shoes fly off like Charlie Brown

“Oh, dear…oh, me…You call that fucking rebounding you twat-muffin?!?”

Holy shit this is evil…but somehow also the cringiest thing I’ve seen in a while? If you were a kid in middle school and someone showed you they made this you would go out of your way to never talk to them again. The modern equivalent of finding out someone has been torturing small animals

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Gotta have some bullshit name like “Elder Ado” and casts ‘Bovinity’

Can someone put a health bar in under this? This is a boss from Dark Souls if ever I saw one…

This is a SoulsBorne boss that has at least two other phases…

The Grim Reaper cullling Greg Bovino and Kristi Noem. ICE is next

Knock, knock motherfuckers- it’s some Minnesotans with whistles coming for your ass.

Don’t forget your blankie on your way out the door, Evil-Lyn

I was proud to author an ordinance in 2023 moving mandating a 30-day rental pre-eviction notice in Minneapolis.

Sadly, we’re barely going to pass the temporary 60-day notice tomorrow and then face the threat of a veto.

Thank you Saint Paul for being pro-human.

Medical schools race to change nutrition curriculums under pressure from man who has insinuated he eats roadkill

“Imagine if Skeletor was real and came for you? What would you do? That’s why we killed these school girls…”