Cam

Boy I am sick of this fuckin' guy

holy shit

Every single issue in America polls like this now. They're all just proxies for "38% of the public wants Trump to be God Emperor, 59% don't, 3% answered the phone with a fart noise"

F1: The Movie-ass crash

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Had to pivot from "last" to "4th" mid-post on account of the Hard Tank

Watching the Rangers' 4th goalscorer go for bench high-fives

Justin Carbonneau with a nasty finish for his 50th just before the end of the 2nd.

Friendship ended with Xavier Villeneuve (injured and out of the lineup for this Mooseheads game I specifically came to see him play in), now Malik L'Italien is my new best friend.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

1-0 for Team USA at the Paralympics.
Steve Emt rolls off the ice trying and failing to hit the high notes in Sia's Titanium.
"you're mic'd up"
"i know!" (high-pitched howling noises)

Blues are said to be asking for three to four 'premium assets' in a Robert Thomas trade:

•The ocean under the moon
•The emotion that I get from you
•The kind of lovin' that can be so smooth
•1st round pick or top prospect

Crushing Mini Eggs on my couch about to go to bed when Scott Oake mentions my tiny hometown to close out HNIC

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Pink slip

The list of people who need to face some sort of public tribunal is so, so long.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler,

Won’t you listen to reason?

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

"It's not my mouth," Brady continued, "and the mouth is where the words come out."

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

WIKIPEDIA, 2027:

•Early life/education
•Business career
•Media career
•First presidency
•Second presidency
↳ICE occupation of Minnesota
↳Fallout from 'Epstein files'
↳Relationship with 2026 U.S. Olympic men's hockey team
↳War crimes tribunal
↳Rapid health decline
•Personal life
•Death

Jack is front & centre laughing along during the call

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you