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The Singles Jukebox: March 2026 In a rare moment of consensus, the Jukeboxers agreed on the merits of “Be the Girl” — “like some weird mix of “’Dancing On My Own’” and “’Toy Soldiers&#821…

@singlesjukebox.bsky.social reached consensus with Hemlocke Springs's "Be the Girl." Good songs by Charli XCX and A$AP Rocky follow in this month's roundup. wp.me/pzXeC-l55

07.03.2026 14:04 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

this was the only thing I had the mental energy to write about this month. it is about wondering where all your mental energy has gone. mitski really is a brilliant lyricist

07.02.2026 23:00 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Doechii ft. SZA – Girl, Get Up. – The Singles Jukebox Getting up on our 2026 scoreboard…

15/15
Doechii ft. SZA – Girl, Get Up. [7.86]
thesinglesjukebox.com/doechii-ft-s...

"This confrontation of misogynoir sounds intimate and infinite, simultaneously a conversation between just two friends and for an entire industry." (Wayne Weizhen Zhang)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Robyn – Talk to Me – The Singles Jukebox

14/15
Robyn - Talk to Me [7.75]
thesinglesjukebox.com/robyn-talk-t...

"At once familiar and novel, “Talk to Me” finds Robyn more assured of the dance verities through which she survived a dishonest decade" (@sotoalfred.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Mitski – Where’s My Phone? – The Singles Jukebox

13/15
Mitski- Where's My Phone [7.43]
thesinglesjukebox.com/mitski-where...

"A less confident songwriter would have added a bunch more faff to push the metaphor; Mitski keeps her lyrics short, as usual, and the result is surgically precise, heavy, and desperate." (@wgwgsa.net)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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Dave ft. Tems – Raindance – The Singles Jukebox

12/15
Dave ft. Tems - Raindance [7.22]
thesinglesjukebox.com/dave-ft-tems...

"If Dave’s best moments on his latest chart-scrapping big one are still his corniest, perhaps that’s perfectly fine and perhaps there’s something moving even about that" (Andrew Karpan)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ella Langley – Choosin’ Texas – The Singles Jukebox

11/15
Ella Langley - Choosin' Texas [7.08]
thesinglesjukebox.com/ella-langley...

"She must admit that he may have made the right choice [...] It’s that sort of resigned fatalism, more than any fiddle or Dobro, that is country music’s true national language." (Taylor Alatorre)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Pooh Shiesty – FDO – The Singles Jukebox

10/15
Pooh Shiesty - FDO [6.83]
thesinglesjukebox.com/pooh-shiesty...

"Reminds me of when I’d see my brother play futbol — the smooth turns, the patient passing, the tight disciplined tackling, someone in full control of their instrument and ready to use it in any manner necessary" (Nortey Dowuona)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Zara Larsson – Midnight Sun – The Singles Jukebox

9/15
Zara Larsson - Midnight Sun [6.22]
thesinglesjukebox.com/zara-larsson...

"A summer anthem that somehow works better the further away from summer we get" (Joshua Lu)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Olivia Dean – So Easy (to Fall in Love) – The Singles Jukebox

8/15
Olivia Dean - So Easy (to Fall in Love) [5.86]
thesinglesjukebox.com/olivia-dean-...

"So wholesome that it makes Burt Bacharach sound like 100 gecs" (@morayati.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Harry Styles – Aperture – The Singles Jukebox

7/15
Harry Styles - Aperture [5.83]
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"I love seeing Harry Styles leaning into being a weird little guy rather than a sexy rockstar" (@albatrossalex.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Bruno Mars – I Just Might – The Singles Jukebox

6/15
Bruno Mars – I Just Might
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"The chorus comes and explodes into KC and the Sunshine Band and, well, I’ve gotta smile" (@tainskeep.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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EsDeeKid – 4 Raws – The Singles Jukebox

5/15
EsDeeKid - 4 Raws [5.71]
thesinglesjukebox.com/esdeekid-4-r...

"God, I wish I’d never heard the Timothée Chalamet version" (@ismathers.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lil Uzi Vert – What You Saying – The Singles Jukebox

4/15
Lil Uzi Vert – What You Saying [5.50]
thesinglesjukebox.com/lil-uzi-vert...

"I don’t know if I actually like this, but it’s such an interesting experiment that I’m willing to see where it goes" (@alcartoonist.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Manifest – Amatör – The Singles Jukebox

3/15
Manifest – Amatör [5.43]
thesinglesjukebox.com/manifest-ama...

"There’s something cathartic about listening to this particular girl group make an anthem explicitly rebuffing male ego" (@loneclaire.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Zach Bryan – Plastic Cigarette – The Singles Jukebox

2/15
Zach Bryan - Plastic Cigarette [4.89]
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"If I was Zach Bryan’s manager, I wouldn’t know which song to pick for a single. But if I was Zach Bryan’s manager, that would be the least of my problems." (Julian Axelrod)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Haven ft. Kaitlin Aragon – I Run – The Singles Jukebox

As ever, this month our collective have reviewed 15 current hits. Here is a thread of our posts, in ascending score order!

1/15
Haven ft. Kaitlin Aragon - I Run [3.00]
thesinglesjukebox.com/haven-ft-kai...

"Top of the Slops" (@liamwalds.bsky.social)

07.02.2026 22:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Harry Styles – Aperture – The Singles Jukebox

Got my shit together to blurb one (1) song this month for @singlesjukebox.bsky.social. Click for a bunch of smart opinions and also the thing I wrote, lol! thesinglesjukebox.com/harry-styles...

07.02.2026 01:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe – The Singles Jukebox

If I'm right about which one, I just checked and we reviewed it in 2011 on @singlesjukebox.bsky.social!

thesinglesjukebox.com/carly-rae-je...

(not just posting this because I was one of two who already recognised how great it was. Well, not entirely)

05.02.2026 09:27 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Haven ft. Kaitlin Aragon – I Run – The Singles Jukebox

Haven's "I Run" makes it way back from a chart ban, and even one of our writers who didn't know about its AI controversy pegs it as AI:

thesinglesjukebox.com/haven-ft-kai...

04.02.2026 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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EsDeeKid – 4 Raws – The Singles Jukebox

Our UK chart catch up day ends with EsDeeKid's "4 Raws", and Julian gives us a ranking of which other Oscar nominees should remix it:

thesinglesjukebox.com/esdeekid-4-r...

04.02.2026 06:35 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Dave ft. Tems – Raindance – The Singles Jukebox

We review "loquacious and dorky as ever" Dave and "absolutely incredible" Tems:

thesinglesjukebox.com/dave-ft-tems...

03.02.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Iain Mew: The easiness is a natural follow-on from songs about being nice to each other and just talking to her, but I like it a lot more for two reasons. One is just how full-on that ease is, a commitment to pillowy lushness in all aspects that matches up to Olivia Dean’s gorgeous vocal and the words of dreams and cake and heaven. The other is how that’s set off by the hint of something else that’s in there, at least by implication. You don’t sing about how easy you are to fall in love with and how “anyone with a heart would agree” without the possibility that the recipient might yet turn out not to have that heart.
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Iain Mew: The easiness is a natural follow-on from songs about being nice to each other and just talking to her, but I like it a lot more for two reasons. One is just how full-on that ease is, a commitment to pillowy lushness in all aspects that matches up to Olivia Dean’s gorgeous vocal and the words of dreams and cake and heaven. The other is how that’s set off by the hint of something else that’s in there, at least by implication. You don’t sing about how easy you are to fall in love with and how “anyone with a heart would agree” without the possibility that the recipient might yet turn out not to have that heart. [8]

For @singlesjukebox.bsky.social, I wrote about the new Olivia Dean single, my favourite one so far:

thesinglesjukebox.com/olivia-dean-...

03.02.2026 19:29 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A computer monitor on an office desk with a Microsoft Word document open and icons visible outside the window, several of which are for Memphis beta testers

A computer monitor on an office desk with a Microsoft Word document open and icons visible outside the window, several of which are for Memphis beta testers

Screenshot from the Memphis beta version of Windows, with the same Memphis Beta Tester Web and Memphis Beta Guide icons visible

Screenshot from the Memphis beta version of Windows, with the same Memphis Beta Tester Web and Memphis Beta Guide icons visible

according to the music video for "Easy to Fall in Love," Olivia Dean is a beta tester for Windows 98

03.02.2026 18:55 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
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Olivia Dean – So Easy (to Fall in Love) – The Singles Jukebox

Do we find it so easy to fall in love with Olivia Dean's new single? Results vary: thesinglesjukebox.com/olivia-dean-...

03.02.2026 19:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ella Langley – Choosin’ Texas – The Singles Jukebox

Our last (and favourite) song for today is Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas"

thesinglesjukebox.com/ella-langley...

02.02.2026 21:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Lil Uzi Vert – What You Saying – The Singles Jukebox

"people choosing to turn their money into weird shit" - our day of reviewing current US hits continues with Lil Uzi Vert:

thesinglesjukebox.com/lil-uzi-vert...

02.02.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bruno Mars – I Just Might – The Singles Jukebox

It's time for February's Jukebox week! We start off by reviewing the USA's current #1 single, by Bruno Mars:

thesinglesjukebox.com/bruno-mars-i...

02.02.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

One thing that I’m really proud of accomplishing last year are my consistent contributions to @singlesjukebox.bsky.social—I wrote over 120 song reviews that, when combined, totaled over 20,000 words! I thought I’d make a thread some of the most noteworthy songs I covered over the course of 2025.

28.01.2026 00:32 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You can read what we said last April about the UK's current #1 single: thesinglesjukebox.com/djo-end-of-b...

18.01.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0