bips n dips

Lol I have one of these from my dad's house if anyone wants one

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Dense bean salad sounds like a patented Gordon Ramsay diss

Frame #8166 from E83 The Forbidden Mine Part One

Is there a way to sell old stag films and nudie mags online as just some guy? I'm being so fr rn. eBay will only let me sell playboys for reasons of DECENCY and I'm drowning in boobies over here.

I need to get a plane ticket to Japan STAT so I can give him a hug

Marked not safe from being heartbroken for and in love with Punch the abandoned baby monkey w/ a stuffed animal foster mom

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

That’s all Folks

He's my hero

Ads claiming foods are suddenly now good for you just because they contain protein is starting to drive me bonkers. Wish I had screenshotted it, but I just got an ad on tiktok for the Auntie Anne's pretzel dog containing "29 grams of pure protein to fuel your day". 🤦 Maha madness

How sad it must feel to be a one armed scissor.

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@videohell.bsky.social yellin' out YIKES! Two hairy dykes, ridin' on a trike, one named Butch, one named Spike

A Swarovski Minion (bob)

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

Gremlin YouTube video by Wicked Gremi - Topic

Spotify knows what I'm all about. Spot on with this discover pick today Lmfaoooooo

At night!! I start resemblin' a gremlin

youtu.be/_uzE6QTEB9U?...

so lynchian
-- me seeing a guy drinking out of cups, being a bitch

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I get the boosters boostin', I get computers putin' - Cam'ron

Screenshot of a map and table listing ICE warehouse purchase data.

🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US.

Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records.

Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...

Once, mortal rulers deployed bread & circuses, to placate the small-folk & keep their rage at bay.

Now, the bread is seized, & the circuses closed for renovations.

What other way could it end? 🧙‍♂️

Lackawanna County residents back commissioner's push for ICE restrictions At a Lackawanna County commissioners meeting that lasted almost three hours, residents publicly opposed Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents' tactics and urged the commissioners to back restrict...

Proud of u, Scranton
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I do believe I'll be removing a few Noam Chomsky books from my reading list today..... Sick psychos everywhere you turn. America is a failed experiment.

Sizzle sizzle sizzle, fry fry fry, Lord knows I'm a Bacon guy. - Mitchy 2 spoons #LettuceRap

Proud to never be one of the Barbs lol. In this house we Stan Jean Grae.

I wonder how the pizzagate guys are feeling. They spent years convincing themselves that pepperoni was secret code for trafficking or whatever and then the Epstein emails are just “hello fellow sex offender would you like to visit my illegal sex island?”

Wish I had the spoons to do my makeup every day but I just don't anymore. That's 20 plus minutes my old crone bones could be resting lol

Stress n mother nature have combined to give me a nasty psoriasis breakout all over my chin n scalp. And it's so dry and itchy 😭. Not even aquaphor ointment is helping. RIP
It's embarrassing bc some strangers look at me like I'm contagious. No, just an autoimmune thing. Sry I look like a monster. 👹

M.F. Bowels Hallowed

Massachusetts, State Vital Records, 1638-1927