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@emsocake

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Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.

20.08.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 33

@russ41.bsky.social Baltimore City has the Baltimore Beat, which is a black led and black owned nonprofit paper!

05.07.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're pissed off at the NYT, here's your chance to put my money where your mouth is.

This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of:
- every new Bluesky follower I get
- every new Bluesky follower THEY get
- everyone who reposts this post

04.07.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 17
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We need *mass* mobilization in the U.S. right now, and I think that people who are somehow still focused on sneering at Perfidious Wine Mom Liberals are profoundly unserious

12.06.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 4122 πŸ” 591 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 44
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hey guys - my son just had picture day at school and he’s really self-conscious about how his photo came out. sounds like some of the other kids were pretty mean to him :/

can we show him a little love in the replies? let him know he’s looking good?

14.06.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

10.06.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 10811 πŸ” 1524 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 13

i'm going to visit the North Ave mcdonalds and buy all of the hamburgers they have, create a rolling hamster globe out of the hamburgers, then roll my hamburger sphere directly into the the lion enclosure of the Baltimore Zoo

(Orioles not doing well)

27.04.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

*refreshes feed*

[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

09.05.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 8993 πŸ” 1922 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 65

β€œEvery hour, every minute, every second that organizations aren’t properly funded, people die,” said Dave Fell, an outreach manager at the Behavioral Health Leadership Institute.

Read my latest piece for @baltbeat ⬇️

baltimorebeat.com/harm-reducti...

08.05.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the bobbleheads will continue until morale improves

28.04.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A warehouse full of thousands of bobbleheads just nervously staring at each other

19.04.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

17.04.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 25195 πŸ” 6809 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 291

leftists love to scold libs for not embracing diversity of tactics; this is often fair, but it is rarely paired with an embrace of cringe lib shit, which is also diversity of tactics!!!!

06.04.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 1460 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 11

soooo this is going to be a post that makes absolutely everyone unhappy:

black bloc is a part of diversity of tactics

handknit pussy hats are part of a diversity of tactics

voting is a part of diversity of tactics

06.04.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 3431 πŸ” 498 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 40
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Watchin baseball

31.03.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HEY BALTIMORE THIS IS NOT A DRILL, CHUCK SCHUMER WILL BE AT THE CENTRAL LIBRARY ON THE 17TH AT 7PM

SEE YOU THERE

14.03.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
3 pane meme of jim carrey in dumb and dumber saying

we've got no eggs

we've got no jobs

our pitchers' arms are falling off!

3 pane meme of jim carrey in dumb and dumber saying we've got no eggs we've got no jobs our pitchers' arms are falling off!

american baltimore orioles fans in 2025

07.03.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
I'm getting rid of my Tesla.

In the last 3 weeks I've had 2 people give me a nazi salute and 1 yell heil hitler. The first one was in McHenry Row, the second was downtown on Pratt, and the third was in Charles Village. I should add that none of the people looked like real nazis or white supremists, they were simply shaming me. It worked.

I'm getting rid of my Tesla. In the last 3 weeks I've had 2 people give me a nazi salute and 1 yell heil hitler. The first one was in McHenry Row, the second was downtown on Pratt, and the third was in Charles Village. I should add that none of the people looked like real nazis or white supremists, they were simply shaming me. It worked.

I love Baltimore

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Then Brandon turned around and gave it to police!

04.02.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

happy wednesday
baltimorebeat.com/around-balti...

29.01.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022

12.01.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 3529 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 13
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PHA Healthcare ordered to β€˜cease and desist’ by state after Banner investigation PHA Healthcare, a drug addiction treatment provider that enrolls hundreds of Medicaid patients in Maryland each year, has been ordered by the state health department to stop providing services to pati...

Last month, the Banner in conjunction with the New York Times did an in depth report about a problematic Northwest Baltimore drug treatment program. We’ve learned that days later a cease and desist was issued by the state. By @AlissaZhu & @mercohn: www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/pu...

11.01.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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All, the Pasadena Humane Society is asking for donations - they're taking in animals right now, and are also preparing to evacuate if needed.

Please consider helping:

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