Erin Freeman

I did a proper laugh at the iron hands 😅

Twelve items seized from our office by debtors - number eight will shock you!

hearing the music right now, and feeling the frantic panic to make the most of that little speed boost whilst it lasted

On the subject of public transport though; ~£10 for 72 hours of tram / bus access across the three zones is obscenely good value. Definitely a great city for those who like to explore.

ha! yes, that's the one :)

The only correct answer is 'toaster droid'

A photo of the Wawel Dragon Statue. A monument at the foot of the Wawel Hill in Kraków, Poland, in front of the Wawel Dragon's den, dedicated to the mythical Wawel Dragon.

Went hunting for the wee bugger last April when the wife and I had a rare child-free getaway - one wife resting her feet at the hotel = me going and wandering around up and down the river to find him 😂 Loved Krakow, it's a beautiful city (and the trams! and public transport! it actually _works_)

A screengrab from https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/ - a score of 0.0044

ha, snap 😂 I really struggled with the pinks and purples but the others were much easier to catch

EVERYONE BUDDY UP. Hold hands with your partner. We're not losing anyone again.

Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you're at right now. 🖖🏻

Phone wallpaper if you want it

I was thinking just the other day that I wanted smaller tufts; I was completely unaware of these, so I've just ordered a few sets! woo

...just about halfway through the second to last ep on my lunchbreak just now 😂 had to park it to come back to work, boo

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Here in the UK 'trump' is slightly older slang for a fart.. I feel like thats an acceptable way to use it still 😅

All praise the hefty princess! We had the opposite problem with our Eric.. he was 'Elsie' for a short while, even the vets didn't notice when we brought him to them as a kitten 😂

god do I love a good cutaway model

I always try use them but, being an illiterate twat, I'm never 100% certain I'm using them right; I live my life in a perpetual state of fear and paranoia, wondering if people with proper wordy understandings are judging me from their lofty positions

I'm not even sure I used it right just now.

Hey Rainbow 👋 you may well just be _the_ best boy 👌

Woohoo! Nice 💪

a black and white dog is laying on a couch with its tongue out . Alt: a black and white dog is laying on a couch with its tongue out .

...seconding that, also waiting to hear 😆

time to flea the cats! catch the two elder cats by surprise.. boom.. done!.. flea the dog! she never puts up a fight.. boom.. done!.. now the kitten, get the pipette ready and... where'd she go? she's like a damn ninja.

he just looks like a bad photoshop ("nah fuck it, can't be arsed matching the skin tones, that'll do")

welcome to the world of.. "being presented a bumhole for inspection by the furry house goblin"

Here’s the thing about folks speedrunning the creative process with AI:

I could go to the beach every morning and put a grain of sand in a cup. They’d take their cup to the beach and fill it one day; but the point isn’t to have a cup of sand. It’s to fill my life with a thousand trips to the beach.

I don’t know if I’ve posted my poo comics on bluesky before so here’s one. It’s yours now, you deal with it.

Every time I drive past a runner, I'll quietly say "keep going, you're doing awesome" - not shouting out the car window at them mind you, because speaking from experience, that would be terrifying for some 😅

a pixelated image of a man in a superman costume with the words " the point " above him Alt: a pixelated image of a man in a superman costume with the words " the point " above him

Wow. So so _sooo_ close.. but still overshoots and lands several miles off target