Ben from Iowa

It’s thunderstorming and I’m going to start return of the king at midnight. We are so back baby

Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

THREAD: Weirdest athlete/president combos from Leaf’s bizarre President’s Day set

Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

Good to see the cubbies in midseason form already

When my mom moved I learned that she kept my wisdom teeth in a little manila envelope all these years and she gave them to me “as a gift”. I’m willing to donate them to the cause

It’s a 9-0 field position battle in the Super Bowl. Big Ten supremacy really is upon us

Ever since he got exposed for being unable to dribble with his left hand I’ve been a subscriber to this opinion. This is a good take.

Crownenberg

There are pictures stashed away somewhere, but when my brother was maybe 7 years old he flipped over the front of his bike and busted a couple of his front teeth, road rash on his face, etc. He didn’t learn his lesson and did the same thing a year later.

I promise those pics would change their mind

Inside you there are two wolves. One eats at mid tier Minneapolis restaurants and the other is Donovan McNabb

GOOD MORNING ANOTHER DAY TO KEEP RUNNING THE BALL

Yeah I’m wearing a groutfit what are you the grops?

Lily is feeling better after a few days of anti biotics. She’s still figuring out personal space, but has lots of love to give for some lucky family

My “trust me, there’s no Super Bowl conspiracy” statement is raising lots of questions already answered my by “trust me, there’s no Super Bowl conspiracy” statement

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

She’s available for adoption if you know anyone looking! Someone’s going to get very lucky with her, shes got a lot of love to give.

Lily had a pretty rough infection at the site of her surgery from Monday, so we spent most of the first day in the hospital. All the nurses couldn’t get over how sweet she is.

She needs to be in the cone for a little while but she likes making you get in there with her. 10/10 dog

For the cfb sickos, this is the same organization that @hollyanderson.bsky.social does great work with and every interaction I’ve had with them has been easy and painless.

If you’ve wanted another dog, but don’t want to train a puppy this is a great opportunity!

If you want more information and would be interested in giving this sweet girl a forever home, send me a DM and I can help get you started on that process!

ATTN: Iowa/other midwesterners

I’m taking in a beautiful coonhound for ABTCR today that is looking for a permanent home!

Lily is a sweet 6-8 year old female that is crate trained, good with people (including children), and good with other dogs.

www.coonhoundrescue.com/BLILY26.html

Iowa had the highest enlistment per capita in the Union. One of the first records of my mom’s family being in the US is a family member fighting, getting captured, and being executed at Shiloh

I can love that fact and also not associate with that same family branch that today support secret police

How was Lake Street Drive? Trying to decide if I should get my girlfriend some tickets and go on a little trip to see them for their tour this summer

I wrote about my beef with LaTeX last spring. I'm not in Python on this project so I can't use my workaround, either.

bendemouth.github.io/posts/python...

The good news: I found an open-sourced statistics textbook from Penn State to help with a model I'm trying to build.

The bad news: All of the formulas are littered with raw LaTeX that didn't compile so it's nearly incomprehensible.

No interceptions in any of these 5TD games either, and in two of them a quarter of all pass attempts go for touchdowns

Then there are another 3 games with 4TD/0INT.

Games with 5 touchdowns:

Indiana St.: 19/20 270yd 5TD

Illinois: 21/23 267yd 5TD

Oregon (as of the writing of this skeet): 17/20 177yd 5TD

Games with 30 attempts:

ODU: 18/31 193yd 0TD

Oregon pt 1: 20/31 215yd 1TD

Penn State: 19/30 218yd 1TD

At the conclusion of this game, Fernando Mendoza will have as many games with 5 touchdown passes as he does games with 30 attempts.

None of those games overlap.

A masked fascist cop

The headshot of OU coach Brent Venables from the nose up

I’m not trying to start anything but… is that Brent Venables?

More like Tim Dun-Carniero with that bank shot