It's not a cult. Now put on the track suit so we may all look like the Dear Leader
It's not a cult. Now put on the track suit so we may all look like the Dear Leader
Ohhh he's setting up for "only following orders"
They got Lionel Hutz'd
Sign budget for the Department of Short-term Experience is gonna start to add up...
Crossing the rube-icon
I just can't believe President No New Wars would do this. At least this meme is getting overtime still
Ancient buttholes deserve ancient memes
2 weeks?! Is that white smoke?! Are we getting another infrastructure week?!
Damn with science that good he's gonna end up HHS secretary
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
Thank you for saying it. Chik fil a is just a bland delivery mechanism for good dips and sauces
Me celebrating my obvious victory from my new sleeping couch
Who put that there
Trump supporters explaining what America first means week to week
Try rocket City trash pandas if you want to branch out
I thought history's greatest monster was when they built that mecha hitler by accident
They're saving all the specifics for infrastructure week (in 2 weeks!)
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Canβt Pardon Prince Andrew
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Canβt Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV
If anyone needs me I'll be in my exercise sauna with kid rock and my heterosexuality shielding jeans
It is pretty telling that it comes as something of a surprise that the Supreme Court sided with the Constitution over Trump.
blowing your nose in the shower feels so good. just blasting straight into your hands, no protection π€ dont forget to retweet like and follow
a government for, by and of degenerates
I hope you all wore your sauna jeans to protect your masculinity