𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗

Streeeeetch-

"I haven't even begun to get aggressive. I just gave what I was given."

"You're also really full of yourself if you think I'm flirting with you. Giant man babies isn't my type."

"Let's get one thing straight, babe. You picked a fight with me. If you can't handle someone fighting back, you should have kept your mouth shut in the first place."

"And you look like every era rejected your entire existence."

"By glaring? That's a funny way of apologizing."

"What? Want me to wreck your shit a second time?"

Tired blinking.

I want a pedicure.

a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom ALT: a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom

"I tried being nice."

"Buddy, you're the one who made pig comments."

Anyway.

//"how's it going, run buns?"
"That is NOT my name"
"You like to runs and I like your buns~"

Best of Nagisa (50% OFF) YouTube video by Dex Star

//I love how referencing this became a roast fest
youtu.be/5EVqxwDtukI?...

Anyway, watch 50% Off. Thugisa is my spirit animal.

If you had enough brains to pay attention the first time, you would have heard me say it was a reference. And I hope whoever you're married to has the brains in the relationship or you're both screwed.

Imagine getting pissed at someone because you didn't get a reference. 💅

//August is a mean girl

You are so fucking 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 when you think you have a brain. Unfortunately for you, Mommy doesn't like brats who can't even read Dr. Seuss and don't realize they can't step up to the plate. So be a good boy and sit down, shut up, and at least 𝘵𝘳𝘺 to look pretty.

I also have a shit ton of stuff to try to sell him.

Anyway, I just wanted to see Dinraal. I missed him.

Whatever you say, Whine of Mythulu.

//and I will always feed you the good sass

//i love how mekky always pops up for ic drama

You've never gotten laid and it shows.

You have never seen 50% OFF and it shows.

Sup, sluts? Guess who just got outta prison!

//anyway, if you follow my klarion, you've probably seen that i'm on a hiatus. My mental state is all messed up atm

//dies-

//still alive

𝑴𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓,
𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅, 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓