Brenton's Avatar

Brenton

@brentonwalters

CapsOffside on the ol' twitter. I like soccer shirts, playing soccer, watching soccer, coaching soccer, baking, eating, reading.

185
Followers
161
Following
1,813
Posts
28.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Brenton @brentonwalters

There should be a drinking alien emoji and a straight-edge alien emoji.

12.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Half of Mt Pleasant's team was refused entry. This game should have been moved to a country that could host it properly. Fuck the US.

12.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alien

12.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

American friends, you should buy a cool t-shirt!

Fight fascists with hip threads.

11.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you check replies he says the service is bad, so not even living close to stops works to commute.

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jurrien Timber isn't offering enough.

11.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is entirely reasonable and logical.

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could've been 8 or 12-0!

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You fucker

10.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is atrocious.

Polymarket is so gross.

09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At some point will US soccer media stop going on about Reyna?

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They realized they could get away with it in Israel, now just part of their war strategy.

06.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything sucks. Even football. And yet let's watch some football and have fun.

Wonderful stuff from Jonathan Liew.

06.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really wonderfully done, sir. I appreciate the joy-in-the-face-of-the-abyss sentiment.

06.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A fantastic album. I remember when it first resurfaced a couple decades ago (I think?), first hearing those haunting songs, those voices.

06.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Inter Miami Remain Non-Committal On A Land War In Iran β€” The Nutmeg News WASHINGTON - Soccer team Inter Miami reportedly remain non-committal on a land war in Iran as part of their hospitality visit to the White House on Thursday as the club took center stage as the Presid...

Inter Miami Remain Non-Committal On A Land War In Iran

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

These fuckbois didn't have to do this. And Inter Miami's ownership can get fucked.

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 2026. The World Cup is in North America. The top flight league has so drastically cut its own media presence and has a fully paywalled broadcast that’s effectively made it invisible to casual soccer fans. Second tier league is openly trying to bust a union.

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

Uh, fuck this.

05.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, that's poor from Vicario.

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The commentator, at the end of the game, just said "Arsenal didn't really take the game to Brighton". Maybe not, but:

1. They're 1-0 up and Brighton aren't threatening.

2. They still managed to create more chances than Brighton.

05.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Arsenal had five shots in the box in the second half. Brighton had two. If that's Brighton playing football, maybe Hurzeler is not very good at coaching.

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I didn't get to watch the Brighton-Arsenal game, so I'm catching up on it today.

After listening to the reports and seeing feedback, it sounded like Arsenal did nothing and Brighton were the only ones playing football.

Stats from the second half:

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time there's a personnel change in the Trump administration it becomes painfully obvious how dumb these people are. Just real dumb shits all throughout the Republican leadership.

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun trivia:

The first song to officially sample ABBA.

03.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What?

02.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a couple months, yes.

02.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta do reputation management for his next move.

02.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Fresh shoots popping up? Must mean it's #PeonySeason muthafuckas!

02.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saying what we can all see...

01.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0