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Sounds like a #H2P fundraising effort for the Pitt Pep band for during NC State game tomorrow.

That was something

Super happy to see our paper (w/ @riannawalcott.bsky.social) in Journal of Sociolinguistics: "‘Gen Z Language? Y'all Mean AAVE’: The Appropriation of African American Vernacular English as ‘TikTok Language’ 🧵

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

The Trump Administration legal doctrine is just Calvinball + Lies. No further analysis is needed.

Sorry to inform you - Dude Wipes exist and one kind is for post-poop and the other is for after the gym and you want to smell better but don’t have time/want to shower. It is the same company. It might even be the same product just marketed different.

I also want everyone crying about “decorum” to pick up a book and realize that American Presidents only really got decorum AFTER Black men and Women could vote

Trumps reverting because they are stripping that,

Congrats friends

Mine too. Mine was obsessed with bees so the whole interior was bee/honey/bear themed and so many tchotchkes.

You put swiss cheese in your coffee?

And C as there is one less human error entry point

D) my drink is never wrong ordering via the app

Also not registering for site even if free unless I enjoy it multiple times.

My beekeeper friends say the same here.

Oh it’s probably just demand ischemia. It’s demanding that you admit him and open the goddamn artery in the cath lab

Too much of one ATM

Scientific paper published in PubMed. Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it. Authors: Rebekah C White et all. Autism, 2018 May. For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

Are you sure? Tied with 30 to go…

Fire Pitt (not a misspelling) #H2P

Fire

alexschottenpoetry • & Threads 6h It would be really poetic if the cure to militarized Al is just painting decoys on the ground [picture of decoy on ground] ISRAELI MISSILE HITS HELICOPTER SHADOW DECOY ISRAELI MISSILE HITS HELICOPTER SHADOW DECOY AFTER IRANIAN GROUND ILLUSION TRICKS STRIKE

the LLMs can be defeated by POETRY, its only fair the ai can be defeated by ART

Sure and my med school class average owed at the end was $125k except that the actual owed was either $250k bc full loans or $0 bc parents paid.

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down

Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace

Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs

Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

Jarred Patak sauce is like using Ragu/Prego. GET OVER IT AND EAT.

I cook and bake a lot.

Sometimes you just want dinner on the table and butter sauce or spaghetti sauce from a jar is better than nothing. Sometimes you buy presliced bread.

Sometimes you can make it from scratch.

Staggering jump in average diesel prices over the last 168 hours:
Texas ⬆️98c/gal
New Mexico ⬆️91c/gal
North Carolina ⬆️89c/gal
Arizona ⬆️89c/gal
Tennessee ⬆️87c/gal
Mississippi ⬆️87c/gal
Georgia ⬆️85c/gal
West Virginia ⬆️82c/gal
Florida ⬆️80c/gal
Louisiana ⬆️80c/gal

Good luck!

Also remember you are just there for facts. Nothing else. If they are guilty, that is on them. If they are not, then yay for them.

But mostly just remember, you are a witness, not the person on trial. You are not in trouble.

When on stand, answering yes, no, I don’t know are better than trying to remember. Answer with short answers and answer the exact question. Bring your reading glasses if you need them. Professional dress (duh).

Most of my questions were either about my credentials (basically establishing that I am a qualified doctor working the day in question) or about the medical record (in front of me). A few about stuff that I might remember about the cases.

The first step, call the people who subpoenaed you and find out what they need. Ask to see any materials you might be asked to identify. Ask to be put On Call (might be called something different), so you can be called off if things change - things always change.

Context: I’ve only been a doctor witness to injuries of patients who are the victims of assault (or more).