Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - the scoop
17.02.2026 21:30
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - the scoop
Nice!
Novelty valentine card depicting Frankenstein's monster with his hands in some kind of gluey, stringy mass. Possibly sinking in quicksand. Caption reads "I'm stuck on you." Artist unknown
Uh oh, Frankie!
My mythologically-themed sweet #romance #Valentine story "The Hand of Eris" is available as an individual purchase from my Patreon for just $3:
www.patreon.com/posts/122445...
Mid-century novelty Valentine, artist unknown: in a grassy field, a puddle of mud with a face is offered hearts by a flower (also with a face) leaning over it. Caption reads "MUD about you, Valentine!"
Happy Valentine's Day! #mud
Mid-century novelty Valentine card: a blonde babe trussed up with an apple in her mouth on a big dinner plate; a giant purple monster holding a knife and fork looks on, licking its chops; caption reads "I'd like to have you for dinner sometime!" Art by Wallace Wood I believe
Hope you're having something good this Valentine's weekend
One vote for pleasure
BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN PROUD BBW LOVER
What can I say? I like 'em thicc. 🖤
Very dolled up in a party or club dress she was definitely *not* expecting to get muddy
To be perfectly candid, btw, Part Two of "Ghoul of Fine Arts" is not very erotic or messy at all, but does some important story development and (God help me) "world-building." Have no fear, I'm building to a payoff that should prove satisfying if you've enjoyed any of the previous Eta Pi stories.
"Pied Pledges" Part Three (free to read):
www.patreon.com/posts/pied-p...
The second part of "Pied Pledges" (free to read), the beginning of my cycle of supernatural/humor/wet and messy (PG-rated) erotica. How's that for an elevator pitch?
www.patreon.com/posts/pied-p...
And "Ghoul of Fine Arts" follows directly on the story that introduced the Eta Pi sorority and the ghostly Etta Pye (free to read):
www.patreon.com/posts/pied-p...
This is of course the follow-up to Part One which I posted way back in October (there's just never enough time, is there?):
www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...
New Patreon update for subscribers: Part Two of "Ghoul of Fine Arts," in which Kerry has a conversation with a pair of real live (dead) ghosts and nothing goes right at a play rehearsal (tech week, amirite?):
www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...
This is great. (🧵)
For National Pie Day, enjoy a free #messy story, "Zen and the Art of Pie-Throwing" (from last year's Pi Day 3/14):
www.patreon.com/posts/zen-an...
From February, "The Hand of Eris" is more romance than erotica, with a supernatural/mythological framing: as we watch our entertainments, so the gods watch and toy with us. I've just made this one available to purchase separately:
www.patreon.com/posts/hand-o...
The end of this story teases the arrival of one of my favorite side characters, the cat girl Fifi:
"Ici, cherie." Hymenea saw a dark-haired girl curled up on the top of the tallest bookshelf, near the ceiling. "I am sorree, I did not mean to startle you. I am your new--'ow you say?--room-mate!"
"If you say so, Professor, but it's so hot in here, I need to take my robe off first." It was easy to avoid looking behind her now: she didn't want him to see the sly look on her face, anyway. She unbuttoned the ruined garment and slipped it off her shoulders. "Promise you won't look?" she breathed.
More:
"But Professor," she simpered, keeping her eyes averted, "how can I stir a third bowl, when I'm already such a mess?" She ran her sticky hands down the side of her splattered robes.
"I'm sure a bright young witch like you can think of something," the Professor said.
Creepe told Hymenea to get three big mixing bowls and line them up on the workbench. "Eyes FRONT, Miss Gunger! Now, in one bowl, combine the following ingredients--"
Hymenea reached for a wooden spoon to stir them together, but Creepe said, "They must be stirred by HAND."
--"Potions and Passions"
New (old) story for subscribers: In "Potions and Passions," Hymenea gets a (very) hands-on lesson in identifying ingredients from the potions master! #wam #wetandmessy #messy
www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...
You too, and same
Some of the things it did to people, they've had serious trouble undoing.
And I've had a lot of fun elaborating on the adventures of the Eta Pi sorority ( #wetandmessy and supernatural, with ghosts and magic and stuff, but slightly more grounded than the Gary Splotter spoofs). This is part one of a story I still need to finish:
www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...
I've also got a couple of series updating intermittently. This year I revived the #wetandmessy adventures of Hymenea Gunger, an aspiring witch at a legally-distinct magic school. I've been posting the older stories as reruns, but this new jumping-on point is free:
www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...
From July, "The Magoopsie" combines several of my interests: roadside Americana, Fortean weirdness, and a milf rediscovering her sexuality in a seductive #mud pit. This one is still for subscribers only, but if that description appeals to you I'd consider joining.
www.patreon.com/posts/magoop...
From February, "The Hand of Eris" is more romance than erotica, with a supernatural/mythological framing: as we watch our entertainments, so the gods watch and toy with us. I've just made this one available to purchase separately:
www.patreon.com/posts/hand-o...
Pretty much everything I've released has been on my Patreon this year (www.patreon.com/nolanvancey); I was hoping to get a few more publications under my belt, but the response to the Patreon has been encouraging, and I wrote a few things I'm proud of.