Beeeeeee

Also "might be sleeping, might be playing dead, might be about to bite someone"

Go ahead, cut off, disown, and go no contact with your parents for voting Trump.
Your inheritance is going to pay for his tariffs anyways, you've got nothing to lose but getting your dignity back.

(Also, please do not worry about me, friends. I refuse to die. I'm alive out of spite)

I'm trying hard to keep my shit together but I'm unemployed, my intense chronic pain is not managed, and the government is trying to kill myself and the people I love.

Things look very bleak from here.

LMFAO THEY DID THE THING

Do you jerk off to her? Pay her.
Do you appreciate her? Pay her.
Do you support her? Pay her.
Do you fantasize about her? Pay her.
Do you want the best for her? Pay her.
Do you worship her? Pay her.
Are you a real fan? Pay her.
Show your admiration with money. 💰

A drawing of a very happy possum, it's tail curved up wards behind it. On it's tail dangles a baby possum with the same happy goofy expression. Underneath it is written AMERICA'S ONLY MARSUPIAL.

Hi why did meta suggest I ask this on a post about someone being robbed on Facebook

Fauna is a reclusive woman who shuns human interaction in favor of the quiet comfort of books. When her village turns against her for refusing to conform to their beliefs, Fauna is forced to take shelter at the foot of a mysterious castle.

Would love to understand why every Democrat is not out there every second of the day explaining in plain English that Donald Trump has declared war on cancer patients.

Of all the things that have made me laugh, I hate this the most, thank you.

I'm a big fan of the "point and laugh" method

ADHD hyperfocus is real because it's 3 am but I'm considering getting out of bed and starting three new crochet projects that won't get out of my head

Mario is to Wario as Post Malone is to Tom MacDonald.

I don't expect the "allies" who wouldn't even stop eating chick-fil-a to save us when the government tries to end us.

We protect us. 💚

Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

Congrats! And your name is so pretty.

A man carries a coffin with a skull on the front and spray painted on the side "we're here we're queer we hate the fucking president"

ACT UP, 1990

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Telling people my name is short for beandozer

I mean yeah, not anymore.
I masturbate to my hot mutuals on bluesky now 🤷🏻

the real reason I'm gay is because only a queer woman could live up to the standards of masculinity that Joel Miller set for me 💅🏻

Making oatmeal with oat milk like "hell yeah more oats per oat, baybeee!"

I thought Phoebe Judge, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and Phoebe Bridgers were all the same person, until recently.

I was like "damn, she can podcast, write, and sing!"

Also these are very silly but also absolutely delicious

A little alcohol, as a treat.

Courtesy of Meaghan Sorce at the @harvard.bsky.social museum of natural history. 😉