windu pez

Thought about getting orange chicken, but got a salad instead. This means later on I'm allowed to eat something even worse.

Sauron RINGMOGGED by breakfastmaxxing Hobbits

In ancient Rome they called nachos “ignatii”

Matthew Yglesias & @mattyglesias X.com Trump's whole approach to foreign policy feels to me like a guy who read some bad leftist takes about how western prosperity is all downstream of violent imperial exploitation and decided to use that as a playbook for growth.

Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”

dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

Hey guys I was offline for a bit did any really terrible things happen? Oh only five this time? nice

I'll take the McDonald's fountain sprite version

When I get that feeling I need snacktual eating

"This guy can't knap flint for shit"

I can't tell if I should be happy or concerned that four seconds into the first episode cold open I immediately recognized Mike Mitchell's voice in a crowd scene saying "I want corndogs"

Sandwichmaxxing

This guy gets it.

Trying to figure out how to translate this blizzard into a snow day off from my work from home job tomorrow

Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct

[blows across top of phone] fastest screenshot and markup with text in the west

with gen z giving up bowel movements in historic numbers new poopoo pee pee-free toilets are the bathroom industry's latest attempt to connect with youth culture

It's important to remember that the pope didn't get woke, the overton window just rushed rightwards past him recently

When they recruit Garek to do some undercover shit you know it's a good DS9. Especially if he sexually harasses Dr. Bashir along the way.

It's a cautionary tale about the dangers of horns in an agricultural context

Watching one of the DS9 episodes that's a MASH episode but also a Cheers episode.

Hot clams, Strip Law fuckin kicks goddamned ass

George McFly, happy as he ever gets, ready to wield the lash himself for once.

nearly all of post-WW2 american history can be explained by the split-second in Back to the Future when the bullying shifts from George McFly to Marty McFly, and George all but explodes in happiness at the idea of getting in on the torture on his own son, the new guy in town who sucks

Too bad cell phones and the period of western costume where men wore three piece suits all the time didn't line up. Imagine a specific pocket in your waistcoat for your wireless qi charger. A usb-c cord that goes from the left side, through a button hole, to the right side. Etc.

Hot clams, Strip Law fuckin kicks goddamned ass

It's the week after the Jodorowsky Hoedown

This is definitely someone who does programming at an arthouse theatre should consider doing (double bill French Connection then Exorcist on a Friday night)

It's the Friedkin wiedkin baby