Emotional Parc Fermé Brandi 😾

Tuxedo cats are so funny

Played too much Sky Cards today. I'm dead inside

Hunter Biden, the most charming man in the world, should be secretary of state. I am not a crackpot

Group B rally driver Max Verstappen

The world is on fire, we're all gonna die. Please bring back Group B rally. Thank you!

Penguins players asked to name the GOAT of women's sports. One player answers "Danica Patrick." First off, rude to Michele Mouton. Secondly...shut up, man.

www.instagram.com/reel/DVoEUYz...

Reddit screenshot from Glasgow thread. Bright flames rising out the side of a Victorian building.

Video screenshot from Reddit. Building is now a shell with flames visible in every window.

The roof has collapsed embers rise into the night sky.

The fire at Glasgow central station is utterly devastating. Shops, homes and our transport link to England are being wiped out.
I am amazed by the limited news coverage.

Oceans 2(am)

A rat got addicted to caffeine pills and stole Easter Eggs from the White House to try to trade with his dealer.

There's a gay daddy pigeon. Literally nothing here is an exaggeration.

You should watch Capitol Critters on YouTube. That show is insane. One one episode a bunch of mice steal the Secret Service's gun left in the bathroom and try to assassinate the first cat. I am not exaggerating anything. It was a cartoon+

"We made a movie about dead dogs and called it 'Death is inevitable for your dog but they end up liking it.'"

Also, here's a movie about rats being hate-crimed and fleeing persecution. That rat meets some native rats later and whew boy.

It's been almost 4 decades and I still refuse to finish the Land Before Time. My mom picked me up and carried me out of the theater and I cried all the way home

"Man, fuck them kids" - Don Bluth

This whole story is so horrifying at so many levels. It should be a seismic scandal but it will probably barely make a ripple.

Spare me the lectures, I’m aware. Sadly XTwitter is still the center of Arabic political discourse and there’s no avoiding it as long as that’s the case. There’s a need for more research on the damage that reality has done to Arab public sphere.

I never reset my cat's auto feeder clock, so she's just staring at me preparing to bully me for the love of the game

He dresses the same way as Kimi. I love it so much.

Howling at Mikaela commenting on the video (next post)

This power management thing in F1 is fun because it lets us be breadcrumbed for an entire race. What a time to be alive. I need to get off the apps (F1TV/Apple TV)

Dann, I've never had Kerrygold and I waited too long to experience happiness

Rude to Lady's body of work

I don't really have any commentary about serious current event that wouldn't get me in the most trouble

Juan Pablo Montoya doing a kickflip and leaving the track on his skateboard

AMR26 🏎️

This was Valtteri and Lewis

You do NOT want to watch that.

😂 #F1

I hate night (for me) races. I don't know what day it is. My brain thought I'd wake up and it'd be monday. It's not right. I should wake up for F1 not sleep.

F1 posting on AO3 be like

Driver of the Day: Arvid Lindblad

Max is a valid pick but gotta give it to the kid
f1.com/vote