Put the phone down.
09.03.2026 20:59
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Put the phone down.
Toronto sunrise. So purdy.
Cheating men always blame someone else.
Why is the rich people grocery store asking me to “round up” at the self checkout? That’s fucking wild.
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
Creepy owl weirdo…. Reported! To my mom who loves owls!
I’m also looking for the perfect new pair right now too.
Photo taken with a potato.
Why? Does it include accountability?
Just do ur thing peeps, ignore this.
People are obsessed with being on the aeroplane before anyone else. Who gives a fuck when you board… we all leaving at the same time babes.
Boofed isn’t the word I’d use here. That’s something different all together.
Yeah, nah.
Hearing Born Slippy on the radio in 2026 may have changed my brain chemistry. I needed that @drexellent.bsky.social
Need a male gender affirming breakfast?
Imma stick with Fruit loops.
dik dik standing their ground!
Another reason why women should run shit.
He uses a similar format to Charlie Kirk - He publicly accused the student union of cancelling the event. They then publicly noted they don’t even have power to do that.
Imagine being intoxicated by the power of HOKA’s
Friday night at six on the edge!
You just know there's a 75yo man named John out there just itching to call talk radio about this.
4-7 hours seems somewhat Inefficient.
Tell me you’re in Japan without telling me!
