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DM section of 4e remains king

Me to my dog: hello my biggest dumbest baby you are incapable of sin

Me to my cat: get off the table the economy is in shambles and it's your fault

Saaaaaame

How can I possibly go to work when there's a whole ass spire sitting there unslain

*clears throat* Rococo fractal painting maze that lures you in by having what you might need but is tracking you and learning everything about you to try and get you to stay inside of it long enough that it can create a perfect copy of you which leaves and takes your place beckoning others inside all while your soul has been placed within a gem to be held inside of its depths forever

The thing about Cosmic Century Knights having you make antagonists together is your table will collectively come up with something way more fucked up than you ever could have on your own. Thanks @oneshotrpg.bsky.social !

I like to imagine he's been getting shit details all week, getting ridden hard for fucking up drills, messy bunk, you know typical low-rank problems and BAM he finally catches a break and he's just so excited he might get out of the doghouse

If no one's gonna do it I will

Bros no expert though

I regret to inform you that the Silent fucking rocks now. I am so very sorry

slay the spire 2

Slay the spire 2 end screen revealing 1240 damage of 3 million with silent

SECOND run

ilu fuzzy wurm crawler
fuzzy warm crawler ilu

Monster Train and STS are similar tools that scratch very different itches. Monster train is for when I want bullshit combo go brrrrr and sts is for when I want "fuck this game what the fuck is this bullshit"

I would

Oh yeah I been there. When it says 2x they mean "you will die here and this is the murder weapon"

Similar to the romance minigame in many respects when you think about it

I am ready for spave cowboys, actually I'm always ready for space cowboys. We don't need Firefly, it's okay to let it go.

I am increasingly moving towards complexity. Lately the Clarion call of "rules light procedure heavy" has been singing me towards the jagged rocks. But the idea of a straightforward core mechanic that expands outward through tables and subsystems is compelling to me

You cannot have a meaningful Dungeon Meshi campaign if strict rations records are not kept.

Diner I eat at every Sunday morning

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Eleanor Rigby

The simulationists drew first blood, the narrativists are waning. I can feel it on the wind, soon comes the age of the Gamist.

I think this is why the "joke character becomes the most emotionally impactful character by level 20" tropes exists - it's hard as fuck to be emotionally open from the go, so many players start with goofs.

I'm the type of goon that shows up after an extremely difficult boss fight when the player's resources are depleted only to be swarmed by the Zerg-like third party faction as a way to introduce them. This leads to a chase sequence and balance patches made them too easy after release.

Gross. Cooties. We should also make mechanics for being respectable colleagues.

I still think that pitch would fucking rock with the right writing

I knew it

Dude had so many diadems

All that shit happened there was a dragon I met him

Jokes on her I have changed her for the better in so many ways simply by being true to myself and believing in her.