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Ugh, fine. Writer in Texas. I curse on the internet now. #HouSky www.jennystaffjohnson.com

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13 is middle school

10.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3287 πŸ” 804 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 7

What is wrong w/people part one million

10.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
New Yorker push notification: meet the people falling in love with their AI companions

New Yorker push notification: meet the people falling in love with their AI companions

I will not. No one can make me.

10.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

cleaning out my notes app and found one that just said "what if they tore down Texas"

10.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beagle at sunrise. Marfa.

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A lot of posters and signs in the window of a coffee shop, a lot of them are protesting  the border wall and giving organizing info

A lot of posters and signs in the window of a coffee shop, a lot of them are protesting the border wall and giving organizing info

Meanwhile, in Marfa: NO AL MURO

10.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We could at least consider it

10.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should’ve thought of it sooner

10.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cleaning out my notes app and found one that just said "what if they tore down Texas"

10.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Uhhhh just went to open this website and instinctively typed in Twitter instead, that hasn't happened in at least a year.

10.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
New Yorker push notification: meet the people falling in love with their AI companions

New Yorker push notification: meet the people falling in love with their AI companions

I will not. No one can make me.

10.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ty!

10.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Liza doing a Big Stretch

Liza doing a Big Stretch

Big Stretch. RT if you agree

10.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 686 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

forcing myself to write again whyyyyyyy am I doing this

10.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank goodness

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Saint Bernard looks wistfully at the ranch motel in the fog

Saint Bernard looks wistfully at the ranch motel in the fog

Wally didn’t want to leave

09.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag but I’ve been reading MZS since we both wrote for the same college paper, got in on the ground floor. He’s a good writer and a nice person. Go check out his online bookstore.

09.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Neon sign Ranch Motel in the fog

Neon sign Ranch Motel in the fog

Sliding into the dog friendly void left by the closing of the dearly departed Hotel Havana

09.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god why can these people not just support popular policies

09.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The red neon β€œoffice” sign of a courtyard motel in the dark of early morning, a palm tree

The red neon β€œoffice” sign of a courtyard motel in the dark of early morning, a palm tree

Good morning from San Antone

09.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOur government is treating the suffering of the Iranian people as a backdrop for our own entertainment, as if it’s just another piece of content to be swiped through while we’re waiting in line at the grocery store…We lose our humanity when we are thrilled by the destructive power of our military.”

09.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

09.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 2014 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 12

Thank you.

09.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is horrific. Trump is an unsalvageable degenerate psychopath, he will never change, but every single elected Republican in Texas should have this hung around their necks.

08.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’re you trying to tell me algorithm

08.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFrom For You”

08.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s somewhat on brand that the United States would only grant International Women’s Day a mere 23 hours.

08.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the exchange was edifying and clarifying for both of us.

08.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last night, my husband said to me (lovingly), you need to get your shit together, and after considering this for a second I said, listen, this is this together as my shit is ever gonna be, and he was like, yeah, okay, fair.

08.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0