Godzilla de Harina

Is a violation of 18 USC 1325(a) not an offense?

Same goes for the people in Austin, the place in TX where this event will take place

Holy shit (laudatory)

I got to visit his home and tomb in Accra, an amazing experience

Honestly the “we found a monkey who will do the job no questions asked” bit of this sketch is reflective of so much of this era

Note they didn’t do their own lege districts, for exactly that reason

A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

Happy International Women's Day!

Remember, when in doubt, do as Stagecoach Mary Fields did, and either headbutt, shoot it, set it on fire, or let your horses trample it.

"She broke more noses than any other person in central Montana."

I’m going Yasiin Bey on this one

Why are you such an unpleasant shithead

Unless they mean “until we pass the 11-0 map”

Why Jasmine Crockett lost the Dem primary to James Talarico Crockett embarked on her primary bid with a makeshift operation that lacked a campaign manager, a developed fundraising strategy and comprehensive infrastructure for a ground game.

Hey at least she had a plan for the general

Ha who said this admin doesn’t care about new approaches to development cooperation

Da is wery good

Sounds like special master time

Ok so Paxton can get the senate endorsement and Cornyn can become the new jr senator from Oklahoma

a majority of Georgians live in metro Atlanta; Texas is more evenly split between sub/ex/urbanites and small town/rural republican voters who turn out consistently in statewide elections

Texas has 3x the population of Georgia and a much larger proportion that lives outside of metro areas

Not enough people voted for her?

Hell yeah brother

Wait which one is the sorta normie

She could’ve run for reelection in TX-30 and won easily but yes, looking forward to another statewide race from her. Unfortunately the big ones aren’t up again until ‘30

This’ll be fun

boo this man

THE SUPREME COURT OF TEXAS Orders Pronounced March 3, 2026 MISCELLANEOUS A STAY IS ISSUED IN THE FOLLOWING PETITION FOR WRIT OF MANDAMUS: 26-0199 IN RE STATE OF TEXAS; from Dallas County The district court’s order granting emergency petition to extend voting hours issued today in Cause No. 26-03805, styled Kardal Coleman, In His Capacity as Dallas County Democratic Party Chair v. Paul Adams, In His Official Capacity as the Dallas County Elections Administrator, in the 162nd District Court, Dallas County, Texas, is stayed. Voting should occur only as permitted by Texas Election Code Section 41.032. Votes cast by voters who were not in line to vote at 7pm should be separated. [Note: The petition for writ of mandamus remains pending before this Court.]

Re Dallas primary voting chaos—Here’s the SCOTX order staying district court’s order extending voting to 9 pm. It orders segregation of votes cast by voters who were not already in line to vote by 7 pm, and notes the petition for mandamus is still pending. www.txcourts.gov/media/146223...

I've seen enough: James Talarico (D) wins the #TXSEN Dem primary.

Confused voters at the wrong voting locations in Dallas and Eastland. Delayed primary results in Williamson. Conflicting court orders.

@jessicahuseman.bsky.social @nataliaecm.bsky.social and Dallas Free Press have you covered tonight, with more to come from @votebeat.org

…confused by the change. Judge agreed, extending hours for D primary voting sites, Paxton got the GOP-dominated SCOTX to overturn the order. But it didn’t apply to his primary race.

GOP county organizations in Dallas & Williamson counties opted out of using the countywide voting system for their primary, meaning dems couldn’t use it either. Dallas Dem party sought the extension from a judge tonight on the grounds that D voters were unfairly…

Seeing confused takes about Paxton intervening to overturn extended voting hours in an election where he’s on the ballot—the extension applied to democratic primary voting locations only

Hours were only extended for the democratic primary