Gotblin Pluch

Screenshot of the shopping app Mercari which shows its typical UI. The item on display is a small plush toy of one of the goblins from Chiikawa, which is a small green creature with pointed ears, a singular green horn, and a crude brown cloth draped diagonally over the body. The goblin is carrying a brown club and has small shiny black eyes, blush marks, and is making a :3 or a cat-like smiling expression. The text reads "Chiikawa Gotblin Pluch Keychain" which is a very amusing typo and it changed my life. The plush costs $25.60 plus $4.34 shipping and $4.00 in fees which is kindve expensive imo for a very small plush toy. You can see 4 likes on the image and one of those is me. You can also see I have 2 items in my cart but don't worry about that.

This really did change my life btw

A screenshot of the Google Play store (on light mode) of the Bluesky app, which shows it is installed on my device/has the option to open. At the bottom it shows the app has more than 10 million downloads, is rated M for Mature 17 and over content, and has a rating of 1.1 stars out of 49,000 reviews.

Holy shit #blueskycensorship

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

flug as a monkey holding a banana going "oo aa oo ooo aa"

A very small gray hamster with white muzzle, pink nose, and very long whiskers sitting politely inside the bag of a McDonald's hashbrkwn being held by someone's hand. The hamsters eyes are shiny solid black and wide with joy and wonder. The image appears to have been posted on a Chinese social media app judging by text in the corner, though I don't know which one.

Annual bsky post

A SKLETON WIHT A SWORD AND A COOL R0BE AND IT SAYS ,YOU WANT TO REPACE ME WITH ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE ? COOD LUCK WRITING CODE THAT GET'S THE RUNS FROM EATING PIZZA MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK A.I. AND ALL COMPUTER"S - dashare.zone ADMIN

No he comes tonight

How into Cinnamon are you

"Bluesky is where people go when they're too OFFENDED!!!!"

Average Bluesky user: been really into cinnamon this week

A SKELTION HOLDEN A CHICKEN AND TRYEN TO RELLAX BUT PANICKING INSIDE BECUASE WHAT DA HELL DO YOU DO NOW IF YOU NEVER PLANED FOR YOUR LIFE AFTER YOUR 20"S ???? SO THERE JUST STUCK HERE EVEN THOUGUH THEY ASSUMED IT WOUD BE A WRAP BY NOW???? AND DA TEXT SAYS "DIDENT PLAN TO LIVE TIS LONG , WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW????? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "STILL HEAR FOR SOME REASON"

OOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

Ohayou Bluesky from the little intruders intruding even more than usual

Bring back Viva Pinata

When my grandma died a few years back we found out that she quit paying her taxes in the 90s and just. Never suffered any actual consequences (of course now we have consequences) and it was kindve a baller move

🥞

An illustrated isopod (roly poly) doing sick kickflip on a shortboard

My pfp

Will this be a print or a sticker?

猫と卓球やりました

I want a cute tall gf in her 30s with an incredibly niche special interest that she talks about constantly. Those are really my only standards.

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

My complaint about xenogenders is it has basically NOTHING to do with Alien

A very close image of a grayish brown and white kitten who is incredibly small but has enormous whiskers above eyes/eyebrows, with only the top half of the face partially visible. The large blueish eyes of this kitten are bugging out eagerly as if excited. Above the kitten's small head lowercase white text reads "ola." The ceiling is also pink and thats kindve cool but not important.

Which streaming service?

Godspeed little soldier boy

I love you Thunk

the pink one holding up glass vials full of chemicals and liquids. there are hearts around them. there is text that says "I love chemicals! + liquids"