today:
- UAE is apparently out of / heavily rationing interceptors
- one container ship and two oil tankers hit in the gulf west of hormuz
excellent gambit, sir,
2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
there was also a Stanford study that found that a surge in AI slop by lazy people actually created significantly more work for others who had to decipher and correct it
this "I'm being efficient" (but not really) vibes well with the American obsession with artifice and appearing productive
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
what if there were reasons besides “beta cuck woke libtard” that previous presidents didnt try to deter irans nuclear program through brute force and military action?
Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes
It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...
workshopping a term for a major military conflict involving many of the world's great powers. i'm sure i'll come up with something soon.
AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?
this song is about niceville and the murky toxic bayou i went swimming in. to me open.spotify.com/track/5VsBTV...
Please send this to Craig.
panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."
panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."
my resident evil fanart
are we sending this to our boomer fathers yes or no
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him
I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit
Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.
I can confirm that sleepoids hate it when an earlymaxxer dawn moggs them.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
darkwing duck sitting casually next to his villain bushroot wrapped in plastic looking dead as hell, like laura palmer
flashbanged with memories of the twin peaks episode of darkwing duck
It's giving i married my sibling or first cousin vibes
CNN gas tracker: $3.41
vibe check: CNN now has a gas tracker on their front page
Annnnnd the Flyers are losing again. Welp.
<Vance running into the Oval screaming> They're Fight Clubbing us sir they're FIGHT CLUBBING US
Trump: Is that the one where Van Damme plays the Russian or is that the one where he's best friends with Ogre from the Nerds movies
Vance: The Brad Pitt movie
Trump: Ayatollah is aging in reverse?
i didnt hear the next line i was jopping for joy
“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”
he could not have made that any clearer
huckleberrys hole could fix him
At 1:30 Central/2:30 Eastern, my colleague @harperseldin.bsky.social will be in state court in Kansas asking a judge to block the new law that invalidated the driver's licenses of trans people across the state. You can tune into the hearing here
he gave him keys……ohhhhh the fanfics…..ohhhhhhh i need thr fanfics where he comes home early
