Get to know me...
Chips: (crisps!) pringles
Soda: lemonade
Candy: (sweets!) cadburys buttons
Artificial flavour: blackcurrant
Subculture: rockabilly
Movies: thriller/sci-fi
Music: everything from rap to metal
Socially: introvert
Sauce: Nandos garlic hot sauce
Shoe brand: vans
Cryptid: skinwalker
Tonight I will mostly be getting as high as I possibly can. Time to smoke my problems away - byeeeeee.
Meme picture depicting a woman putting up her hand βοΈ at someone indicating they should stop. The text states "I once posted a meme that got 22 likes. So maybe you should think twice before you speak to me that way"
Seriously βοΈ π€£π€£π€£
Karma doesn't have an expiration date.
Do you believe in fate?
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People think Home Alone is a Christmas movie but actually you can abandon your kid on any holiday
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to consume information
What do you call it when someone who isn't a dad tells dad jokes?
A faux pa.
#spotifywrapped
Gotta post more bud. π
Happy Tuesday!
Todays useless but fun fact:
There are about 300,000 sperm whales in the ocean. They each eat 1 giant squid a day. So there are enough giant squid in the ocean to support the consumption of 100,000,000 giant squid a year. We have captured a live one on film once.
π§‘π§‘lovelove
People are disappointing. Tacos are not.
If you never want to a restaurant & the hostess asked you βSmoking or non smokingβ then u prolly too young for me
Congratulations! πΎ
Happy Sunday!!! :)
After a year of having no bed or bedroom, I can happily say in the next few months my bedroom will be built and I will have a bed again. My back isnβt going to know what hit it, not sleeping on a sofa anymore!
At this point itβs been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
Iβm not too fond of getting up early but thatβs the only part I dislike.
I feel so fortunate that I love my job, that I donβt have that feeling of dread on Sunday night on going back to work the following morning. Fuck feeling like that.
Not a fan of apple pies myself, but Iβm partial to dipping McDonald fries in a McFlurry, please tell me youβve tried this beautiful combination too?
Imagine if woke gen Z fought the first world war lol. They would be all like where's my safe space, and please respect my pronouns and give me trigger warnings, instead of killing each other on behalf of some incestuous monarchs like real men
A restaurant board sign that reads: βwe are not all in the same boat. We are in the same storm. Some have yachts. Some have canoes. And some are drowning. Just be kind and help when you can.
I love this.
Itβs funny you say that..
