Skye

I have receipts, @emoria.bsky.social !!

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If Liberation™️ bombs aren’t working, Freedom™️ boots on the ground surely will.

"Yes, I am a GAY FROG with a GUN, Skye!"

@emoria.bsky.social to me just now.

I missed the request but I do think you're brilliant, creative, and a hell of a lot of fun.

Sure you are, hon.

But don't worry, I can teach you the meaning of the word.

And, crucially, has what it takes to back those words up.

I love watching you turn from this badass demoness into this pathetic little begging thing, just because I'm one of the few people who knows how to say the right words in the right way.

Helen reaches into the battered duffle and removes three MASKS. She puts one on, hands the other two to her kids. HELEN Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. If anything goes wrong, use your powers. VIOLET But you said we should never-- HELEN I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Helen regrets her outburst at once. She takes a deep breath, composes herself, looks at her kids. HELEN (CONT'D) Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday morning? (the kids NOD eagerly) Well, these guys are not like those guys. (the kids deflate) They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do NOT give them that chance. Vi, I'm counting on you ...

A moment in fictitious media I've thought a lot about the past months, is the moment in The Incredibles when Helen/Elastigirl tells her children the truth about the situation.
I will not elaborate. I think it speaks for itself.

And I'm gonna spend the next 100 years pointing out that conservatism did this to us.

we deserve it !! get into it

american century of humiliation, get used to it

some of us no longer produce enough endogenous hormones, many of us have already transed our sex, a process that will not be reversed from deprivation. all of us have realized just how artificial the chains on our bodies are, and that we can do something about it

the thing about wanting trans people to "appreciate their sex" is that it's already too late to push us back in the closet, we've already crossed the point of no return

Speaking a lesbian, I like anything that features beavers.

I want to engage in unethical non-monogamy with you.

I'll never not read US'ians like it's Useans from ace combat

In my dream last night, Coke made an ad where the two flavors were fighting on the Plains of Abraham

For those who don't know: it was a battle in the Seven Years' War (French and Indian War for US'ians) between the British and French in 1759 and ultimately transferred New France (Canada) to Britain

Aggressive flirting is fun, especially when you send her a dm designed to detonate her brain.

I wonder if she sees the notification and can hear her inbox ticking.

it cannot be overstated just how much biological essentialism underpins nearly every aspect of right wing ideology

Hell yeah, may.

You strike me as the kind of waif girl who needs a fur coat.

Winston Churchill

I've been saying!!

BE PET GAY DOGS
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You know, honestly, this is the best argument I've ever heard for leaving the ICC exactly where it is.

A list of flights from IAD to AMS

... you know I'm appreciating the delicious irony of wanting to fly to the hague in order to *commit* a crime against humanity...

reminder to use alt text btw ♡

Hey can I have that list? I think I need it for later.