Val

I miss Ask Jeeves, Lycos and Yahoo who were once upon a time level pegging with Google, before falling into insignificance

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

Big old moon gonna shine like a spoon

I know a few who smoke like chimneys and eat shite food like McDonald's. They're completely blind to the irony!

I did this last night for the first time in donkeys and I drifted off in no time 💤

If a fart falls out and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a smell???

Whenever I hear anyone mention "The Queen" I still think of Elizabeth II, not Camilla. Wonder how long it'll take me to recondition 🤷

"Ello ello ello, what's goin' on 'ere then?"

1960s rozza's at Aldi 🚨

Not waking up to pitch black and realising that spring is just a hop, skip and a jump away makes getting up that little bit easier and helps seed positively vibes