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I am a liberal because I believe in liberty and justice. I am a socialist because I take liberalism seriously. I am a communist because I want to hunt landlords for sport

28.05.2024 01:51 👍 163 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 1

Hakita did a remix for HEALTH and it should be coming out (on a Thursday) soon.

04.03.2026 22:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How is VA so high? High concentration of gov't contracting?

25.02.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is both a terrible name and also the first time I heard about it.

24.02.2026 21:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cannot tell you a single Amazon game other than... New World? Whatever that one with the super broken menu screen was.

24.02.2026 21:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A couple of really good camera angles of that guy getting smacked in the mouth.

22.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well if I wasn't sure we're bombing Iran this weekend, I am now.

20.02.2026 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am not so patiently waiting for the soundtrack to drop.

18.02.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about 9 Persons 9 Hours 9 Doors?

12.02.2026 18:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The inevitable conclusion for polymarket/kalashi et al

12.02.2026 18:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you have a Costco account they have offbrand churus and freeze dried salmon chunks. My cats have been going nuts for the freeze dried sweet potato and salmon treats, I just kind of squish them in my hand so they're not too big.

12.02.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From deep memory, he gives a kid a figure of one of the mass-produced Evas from EoE.

06.02.2026 21:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com

Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx"

Panel 2: "add rax, rcx"
Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD"

Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE"

Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".

A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx" Panel 2: "add rax, rcx" Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD" Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE" Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.

03.02.2026 18:15 👍 461 🔁 139 💬 5 📌 5

I had the thought this morning: Pats throw on low yardage and low time and we intercept

04.02.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've got the mass.

30.01.2026 20:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One short of "pounded"

29.01.2026 15:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Complete with an excellent score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.

28.01.2026 11:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, that makes more sense. Thanks for the explanation, I agree.

23.01.2026 22:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not being snarky: I don't get the joke. Should consent as in should consent by force?

23.01.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It should be treated like child abuse so no, consent is out of the picture.

23.01.2026 21:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Evil Sam Reich

22.01.2026 22:39 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Magnus at least had good intentions and acted with urgency.

22.01.2026 14:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Franz Ferdiand, Let's Eat Grandma, Ratboy, and HEALTH is a hell of a spread for themes

16.01.2026 22:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disclaimer: they're my employers

Sonar helps a lot with that.

14.01.2026 06:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw that stuff at Costco like a year ago. It's not good, but it's certainly not new.

12.01.2026 08:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a lot of things you can do with a Nazi and a hatchet

11.01.2026 09:44 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I might be constitutionally obligated to play this

07.01.2026 01:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get more radical every time I watch It's A Wonderful Life. My thoughts on Steven Miller are unprintable.

26.12.2025 20:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is easier to take a pill daily than something I have to carry around or procure every time. Also, it's a different need: it's only solving for pregnancy vs condoms are also for STDs.

24.12.2025 14:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, and if you look at the first line of the article, already mentioned.

24.12.2025 13:55 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0