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Josh Metellus’ new deal adds three years to the one season he had left on his existing deal, so he’s signed with the #Vikings through 2028.

26.07.2025 18:16 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Nostalgia trip to November 22, 1998—Vikings are 9-1 and en route to a two-score win over the P*ckers, Summerall and Madden are on the call, and the MOA is decked out for Christmas. Life is good. 🥹 #Skol #Vikings

04.04.2025 16:42 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

24 days, 9 hours, and 46 minutes til the Titans are on the clock and I swear to god the gap between Free Agency and the Draft is a f*cking time warp. #Skol #Vikings

31.03.2025 14:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Imagine the mental gymnastics Kwesi-Haters will have to do when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.

Give that man his flowers. #Skol

12.03.2025 12:45 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.

11.03.2025 21:48 👍 3277 🔁 399 💬 71 📌 20

Honestly anything to get Greg Olsen back on the FOX A-Team.

11.03.2025 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a reminder, a $15 million average salary in the NFL in 2025 is the equivalent of:

- a $12 million salary in 2023
- a $10.6 million salary in 2020
- a $7.7 million salary in 2015
- a $6.4 million salary in 2011

11.03.2025 18:15 👍 211 🔁 23 💬 12 📌 9

Robby B should've added a -$5K per touchback clause.

11.03.2025 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Facebook, which is really timely lately, just informed me that Milton Williams is expected to sign with the Carolina Panthers.

11.03.2025 18:41 👍 152 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0

Jonathan Allen's #Vikings deal is actually $51M over 3 years, with $10.5M of incentives. $23.255M fully g'teed.

Full terms:

$14M SB; $850K per-game rosters, $100K workout each year

2025: $1.255M base (full g'tee)
2026: $16M ($8M full g'tee, other $8M g'tee 3rd day of '26 LY)
2027: $16.895M

11.03.2025 18:35 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

The Darkness Retreat Demon, ugh. God I hope not 😂

11.03.2025 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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KWESI COOKED. 😤 #ExtendKwesi #Skol #Vikings

11.03.2025 18:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2025 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2025 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was a real shame watching them be competent for the first time in a while... Although Drake Maye's gonna need more than Mack Hollins. 😂

11.03.2025 16:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kwesi spending like I do when I toggle off Salary Cap in Madden 😂 I freaking LOVE today. Take that, Bears. #Skol #Vikings

11.03.2025 16:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All of Vikings Fandom panicking yesterday after we only signed Rodgers and Bubba—then Kwesi went nuclear. 🤣 #Skol #Vikings

11.03.2025 16:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In my experience, the best way to get people to join and engage here is not to lecture them about other platforms, but to sell them on everything that makes this place great: moderation, engagement, growth.

But that’s just been my experience as someone really doing my best 🫶

10.03.2025 23:55 👍 3014 🔁 129 💬 76 📌 12

Kwesi is a stud, man — I'm glad that's the vibe over here. I predict a good draft now that he's filled these holes.

11.03.2025 16:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know how Robby B does the magic that he does, but I hear they've still got $30-$40 million left before this Hargrave signing. I'm so stoked.

11.03.2025 16:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kwesi has EARNED an extension, hope he gets paid next!

11.03.2025 16:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The cap isn't real. We won the offseason. #Skol #Vikings

11.03.2025 15:19 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I will vomit all over this keyboard if I see the Darkness Retreat Demon anywhere near my team.

11.03.2025 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Locker room GOAT coming off a career year. #Skol #Vikings

11.03.2025 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Again we won’t know how any of this goes until games are played but kinda like what the Vikings/Kwesi are doing this offseason. Instead of a lump sum to tag one player who you might trade, funds are reallocated into multiple trench players + retaining their own system fits.

11.03.2025 14:58 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

I'd only need Camp Snoopy, tbh. Sign me UP.

11.03.2025 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The quotation marks are really working for him in this one.

11.03.2025 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kwesi is COOKING.

Aaron Jones ($10M AAV)
Isaiah Rodgers ($7.5M AAV)
Ryan Kelly ($9M AAV)
Byron Murphy ($22M AAV)
Will Fries ($17.6M AAV)
Jonathan Allen ($20M AAV)
Javon Hargrave (?)

$86.1M AAV and counting—not sure how the math will math, but I don't even care at this point. 😂 #Skol #Vikings

11.03.2025 15:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brett Rypien about to get paid in 2026.

11.03.2025 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0