They should make “the day in the season Bill Simmons starts to fear the Miami Heat” a National holiday
09.03.2026 17:28
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They should make “the day in the season Bill Simmons starts to fear the Miami Heat” a National holiday
He’s wrong about all of it
No we will not!
GREAT point
No! He will genuinely ask
[whispers] are the Heat…?
1,000,002: Daniel Radcliffe calling you “Sir” as he asks you to participate in his play
Thank you!!
Lol thank you. That was actually my first week at the company. I was working as a grip just grabbing coffee and cables and stuff
And I can’t describe how grateful we are to have witnessed Jonathan Groff as Bobby Darin. One of the true GOATs of musical theater.
If you have a chance to see Daniel Radcliffe in Every Brilliant Thing, PLEASE do it. Powerful, heavy, still somehow hilarious, and perfect for him.
1,000,001: Taking a photo of the Playbill before Broadway shows
The Heat just beat the hottest team in the NBA on the second night of a back-to-back on the road, a team that the @lebatardshow.bsky.social crew said they’d rather be.
Come on.
Now THAT is a great win for your Miami Heat
AARON
BLEEPING
JUDGE
My man just came in and recorded a strikeout on 5 pitches below 72 mph
Was my next post lmao
At 6:32 a.m. EST, Shohei Ohtani came up to the plate just a triple away from the cycle
World Baseball Classic rocks, the best tournament in the month of March
Bases loaded
Shohei Ohtani at the plate
What else did you expect? 🦄
Good morning.
it's just funny to remember that Eury Perez, who debuted in 2023, is younger than Nolan McLean, Bubba Chandler, Andrew Painter, Payton Tolle, and basically every prospect you are excited about for 2026.
Just your casual double-double with 5 steals and 6 blocks for Kel’el Ware tonight
I’m here and Bam Adebayo just jumped out of the building
Coup explained better than anyone why Bam is one of the most underrated players in basketball
Impact on winning > ANYTHING else
the greatest!
Wow, that rocks! Congrats. I'll be sure to check it out.
genuinely appreciate this
This season will be the final one for a genuine South Florida legend in Tommy Hutton 🌟
As he was the primary Marlins voice of my childhood, it's been the joy of my professional life to join Tommy on even one broadcast. I can't wait to join him for a few more this year. The very best.
Going to be the courtside reporter for two Heat games this month:
-- Bucks at Heat, as Giannis Antetokounmpo makes his first trip to Miami since the trade rumors
-- Lakers at Heat, as LeBron James visits the old stomping grounds
Looking forward to some fun 🍿
did the “how it feels to wear a casual blazer” thing for TikTok, but it’s also kinda how it feels to be used by F** N*** as the ‘grumpy leftist’
