So, what do you intend to get Trump for his 80th?
So, what do you intend to get Trump for his 80th?
A common method of PsyOps during wartime has been to drop propaganda leaflets over enemy territory.
The modern equivalent might be to disseminate pages from the Epstein files. That would certainly terrify Trump.
"Home by Christmas."
Trump claimed he would end the RussiaβUkraine war on day one. It is now day 414.
Worth bearing in mind as he says his war on Iran is nearly over.
I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.
Oil prices decrease slightly when Trump makes a vague statement about the Iran war being over soon.
Why does Trump have any credibility after a lifetime of lies?
It's easy when you don't have to explain how the government's largesse would be paid for, and you can also howl with rage if taxes are raised.
There's a real weakness in our electoral system. With enough MPs defecting, even Reform (a party with only four MPs who were elected as Reform candidates) could become the Official Opposition.
It's obvious: every defection should trigger a by-election.
Is "petrol station stunt" Cockney rhyming slang for Farage?
Reform promised to cut taxes, but substantially increased council tax, the only tax under their control.
A hint of Farage as PM: chanting "wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong" when he's called to account. Just like his hero Trump.
"So much peace", says world's worst warmonger.
White House, June 2025: "Iranβs Nuclear Facilities Have Been Obliterated β and Suggestions Otherwise are Fake News"
So what's the justification for Trump's illegal war?
Is that the same hat he was wearing at the undignified transfer?
No analysis of the consequences of attacking Iran. Just like the Iraq war.
This is not even close to being over.
Pete Hegseth says "this is only just the beginning".
Trump says it's nearly over.
What a bunch of amateurs.
"I polished off my O-levels with accustomed ease" is perhaps the most pathetic boast by any politician. Was he also elected a member of the elite Tufty Club?
Imagine that creature being Prime Minister.
He also now claims that he never said that Brexit would benefit the country.
A row over clipboards? Aren't there more important issues, like rainbow lanyards?
It seems to be a common right-wing fantasy. I know there's such a thing as artistic licence, but this is ridiculous.
Keyboard Warrior Markwayne Mullin:
LEFT: Pounding his little warrior chest on the Internet.
RIGHT: Cowering and shitting his pants in real life.
Send Barron.
Epstein was a real shit by all accounts, but I don't think that even he would want to have seen thousands of deaths in a frantic attempt by Trump to cover his tracks.
Donald Trump (wearing large bandage over undamaged ear): βI am running to be president for all America, not half of America, because there is no victory in winning for half of America."
How's that going? Did he mean the part of America that'll be left after 100 million deportations?
Trump the humanitarian.
His Dept of Homeland Security fantasises about 100 million deportations of both immigrants and citizens with the wrong skin colour, but he's now trying to persuade Australia to GRANT asylum (whereas people seeking asylum in the US are portrayed as escaped 'maniacs').
How clever of Trump to ensure that the US remains dependent on fossil fuels and then start an illegal war that doubles the price of oil.
China is way ahead of the US on renewables. "What happens when the wind doesn't blow?", whimpers Trump. He can't get his head round the concept of storing energy.
"A suspected paedophile, a sex offender, a criminal and an adjudicated rapist walked into a bar..." <insert punchline here>
There are rumours that Trump snubbed Farage yet again. The far right may be up to something. Musk is now supporting Lowe, because he's even more extreme.
Would America have the cheek to criticise these actions, while it is rampaging through country after country like Attila the fucking Hun?
Reform voters: the price of petrol (and hence food etc) is going to rocket, not because of immigrants but because of the actions of a demented fool in the White House (what's left of it), a man whom Farage hero-worships.
A leader seizing absolute power, concentration camps set up, obsession with Lebensraum, scapegoating of minority groups, and control of the media.
Yes, it's 1933 in Nazi Germany.
How did that end? It turns out that the armed forces weren't invincible after all:
Trump:
No more wars
Iβll fix inflation
Iβll be a dictator
One out of three ainβt bad.
Did Vance complain that he wasnβt even wearing a suit?