Michael J Fox Mulder

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.

I love babies. I would happily spend all my days with babies. It is unfortunate that they don’t stay babies and they grow into people, horrible things. Who designed this? Terrible

At least I only had to spend hundreds of dollars to not be able to watch games on #NBA League Pass… JFC.

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:

“They had a chance to start over here. Build a better world. Instead, they chose more of the same. Bloated houses for the privileged few. Guns. Made this place a prison. It’s the American fuckin’ dream. But there are bodies scattered in the dirt down here. People need to know this place is nothing more than a grave site. Now, it’ll be mine too. Paradise? What a fucking joke.” Quote from season 1 episode 8, the season finale of Paradise on Hulu. Said by the character who took out Cal, a major reveal made in the episode, which I won’t spoil here. The character committed a lot of dark acts, some in selfishness and some in the pursuit of justice. Even so, he clocked Paradise and its billionaires.

He ate a little bit tbh. #ParadiseHulu

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

I could’ve watched the whole #Lakers pregame and player intros on League Pass but instead I have to watch unranked Baylor because ESPN just had to have Luka’s debut 🙄

Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning

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Permanent mood.

Fuck off @espn.com

I want to apologize to all the babysitters I had when I was a child who tried to get me to take naps, but I resisted. I was a fool.

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

When people say 'run government like a business,' they mean cut services, raise prices, and pay the CEO 400 times more than the workers.

I think the best way to commit suicide would be to climb to the height of Trump's ego and jump to his IQ level far, far below.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

You used to call me on my self-own

Me all throughout Skeleton Crew

Eliza Dushku in Bring it On saying this is a last resort

Me reactivating Bluesky.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

i love how all the trolls on twitter were like “if you don’t like it here then leave” and then we did and they’re like hey wait where did u go can i come

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?