Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
screenshot of the S&P 500 declining significantly at the same time the aforementioned Tweet was posted
market didn't like that
Nepo ayatollah.
Happy whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
WASHINGTON (AP) — White House says Spain has agreed to cooperate with US operations in Mideast after Trump threatened financial penalties.
MADRID (AP) — Spain's government denies cooperation with US operations in the Middle East, contradicting White House.
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)
Markets are closed for the weekend. Strap in.
Fifty years from now, young adults aren't going to believe you when you tell them Minnesota used to be a swing state.
this stuff doesn’t even phase me anymore. at least once a year i get a letter that amounts to “hello, it’s FuelCorp - in 2017 you used one of our gas pumps. your social security number is now on the dark web.”
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
Putting heart monitors on Olympian family members for TV is fucking weird
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
a screenshot of the Bitcoin price that says it's up 3.13% today
not sure why everyone's freaking out about Bitcoin, 3% gain on the day is nice but nothing crazy
bug cops just arrived to arrest me for bug murder. didn’t even know that was a thing. they showed up in a teeny little police car and everything. I’d guess it’s about the moth I got with a flyswatter last month, but I can’t really hear them. kind of obvious what to do here but I feel bad
/r/punchablefaces
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
isn't Bari Weiss's wife in the Epstein files? not exactly an unbiased observer...
Sold for $300k in 2023
the viral marketing for Melania is getting more creative but I'm still not gonna watch it
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
