this makes it sound like i’m gonna post hole. i was gonna post videos of me talking about like a funny story or doing something silly, almost enacting a scenario that would be a tweet
been thinking about what to do with this account, bc i might as well do something besides post my tweets on here. but, the idea i have is more personal than my twt and the thought is scaring me, but i might go through with it
i would prefer if you aim for the little apple on top of it, but okay if it’ll help you bowl a 300
swallowing an alkaline battery whole like it’s a fish oil pill
that’s disgusting, where do i find this??
going to a nursing home to feed everyone big macs pre-chewed by yours truly and logging the hours as community service
we should give them a little treat beforehand like a big mac
jake paul must ski
you should spare me and everyone i’m associated with bc i don’t want to die yet
wtf does invalid handle mean?? i don’t care that much to actually look into it
leave his asshole smelling like a rainforest cafe
this is what happens when i try to come up with stuff when im really tired. this sucks
i’m gonna drive to work tomorrow with my feet. fuck it, i hope i get pulled over and the cop thinks im cool and orgasms on the spot
there’s something so funny about a white woman who’s REALLY into hip-hop. i will not elaborate or unpack what this could imply
so you’re telling me there’s no drafts? i literally rely on drafts to post ideas
you can tell how ran through a man is by how large his peehole is
is it like plague inc and you can choose what it does to people? can you make my toes fall off or something bc i think my feet would look better without them
thank god i’m gonna smoke out of a cast iron pipe about this
do you think when trump gets back in the white house he’s gonna just take his shoes and pants off and sit in the oval office with his cheeks spread and sticking to the leather seat, feetsies spread on the desk and eat him a big mac?
i’m already ahead of y’all. my roomba feels amazing
1 of my oomfs on twitter is so funny bc she came to the conclusion that i was a man and then asked me if i was into women a couple days later because she’s into women
i was uninspired since the weakerthans retired
if i adopted an old man that vaguely looked like the home depot mascot, do you think they’d give me stuff for free?
getting a tramp stamp of this picture of elon as an early birthday gift
lmao yeah it’s hard to figure it out sometimes. again that you so much for your perspective on this
yeah it’s not like people were like calling me out for recycling jokes on twt or anything like that, it just didn’t feel right to me to reuse the same jokes
that’s a helpful way of thinking about it, bc even on twt i was dealing with the issue of recycling jokes ive made in replies to other people’s tweets. but thank you so much
i actually wouldn’t know that bc i’ve never seen a stand-up comic. i plan on using both but i might just copy whatever i post on twt. i’ll figure it out i guess
it feels like cheating a little bit to recycle jokes
what the hell do i even post on here? i cant just post whatever i do on twitter
