Not really, really?!?

“I have just met you and I LOVE you!”

For last Saturday’s CT scan, the contrast port went in through my wrist. Yesterday, another doctor glanced at my arm and asked me if I felt safe at home.

OMG there is just no way to do that. Especially in Summer.

Omg yes. I reposition so many times through the night. My dog would grown like a cow and leave the bed, until she finally decided sleeping with me just wasn’t worth the bother.

The Great and Powerful ARMOUR THYROID!

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I would accept the tone of voice in exchange for the accurate holistic view and possible cure. Hell, I would give him my car.

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The David Lynch version

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W.T.F.??!?

Yeah, all the chronic illnesses and chronic pain took a back seat for me last night when I got hit by the “Winter Vomiting Disease” Norovirus. Minus 15 out of 10, do NOT recommend. Just trying to keep water down. 😖

Remember when the docs used to communicate with each other? Those were the good ol’ days.

OMG these are awesome!

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I heard healthy folks described once as “temporarily-abled,” which actually makes a lot of sense.

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The cycle of struggle is real, my friend

Or being immuno-compromised, lying in bed with a fever, missing an office visit with a specialist who is going to address my ongoing recurring fevers…

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I saw this movie with my grandmother when I was maybe nine years old? Scared the heck out of me. I’m still queasy about trying on other people‘s glasses.

…and yoga…

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Ooooh I bet the article’s author has a closet Voldemort fetish? 🧐

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Correlation does not equal causation.

Also, they should maybe that author should consider pulling their brains out of their arse?

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I loathe this whole system

We don’t try for the inside of the elbows anymore. Way too many blood draws. Now it’s hands and ankles all the way, baby. 😬

Amen