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Welcome to my mind ,please excuse the mess. Family, photography (all photographs my own, apart from reposts), Pratchett, star trek, sci-fi, space, science, starfish and coffee .Lots of other stuff coming soon tbc.

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A joke about ninjas.

A joke about ninjas.

03.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely somebody can work out whose name that is from the bits of letters that are sticking out at the bottom of the redaction strip? I mean not me but somebody.

01.02.2026 10:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up.

12.01.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Abstract wall hanging. Textured white line going into the distance.

Abstract wall hanging. Textured white line going into the distance.

On my daughters dentist wall.

#photography #abstract

22.10.2025 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know you're getting to a certain age when your partner asks you to take off your readers during sex. Not sure if I ruined the moment.

02.10.2025 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Red dwarf meme ,well you've got to laugh.

Red dwarf meme ,well you've got to laugh.

13.09.2025 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Broccoli leaf from our allotment. with water drops on it.

Broccoli leaf from our allotment. with water drops on it.

broccoli leaf from our allotment.

18.07.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Town shrouded in fog while all around is clear .misty morning in Mottram in Longdale.

Town shrouded in fog while all around is clear .misty morning in Mottram in Longdale.

misty morning in Mottram in Longdale

18.07.2025 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Metal structure backlit on Blackpool beach.

Metal structure backlit on Blackpool beach.

Metal structure backlit on Blackpool beach.

18.07.2025 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rotunda museum Scarborough symmetrical pattern architecture.

Rotunda museum Scarborough symmetrical pattern architecture.

Rotunda museum ceiling Scarborough.

18.07.2025 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Doomstone, a 12th-century stone carving located in the crypt of York Minster in England. With lots of demons and devils.

Doomstone, a 12th-century stone carving located in the crypt of York Minster in England. With lots of demons and devils.

Doomstone, a 12th-century stone carving located in the crypt of York Minster in England. Like something out of omen. The carvings are all demons and devils.

18.07.2025 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Moon with a big circle framing it in the clouds. Moon halo.

Moon with a big circle framing it in the clouds. Moon halo.

Moon halo taken on my phone in my garden.

18.07.2025 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wooden carving of a lion.

Wooden carving of a lion.

Wooden carving of a lion.

18.07.2025 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beautiful vaulted architecture Rochdale town hall.

Beautiful vaulted architecture Rochdale town hall.

Beautiful vaulted architecture Rochdale town hall.

18.07.2025 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wooden Gargoyle Rochdale town hall.

Wooden Gargoyle Rochdale town hall.

Gargoyle Rochdale town hall.

18.07.2025 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Faceless statue.

Faceless statue.

Faceless statue.

18.07.2025 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hanging diamond stained glass casting pastel shadows.

Hanging diamond stained glass casting pastel shadows.

Hanging art with pastel shadows. Whitworth art gallery Manchester.

18.07.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
long symmetrical art gallery room.

long symmetrical art gallery room.

Whitworth art gallery Manchester.

18.07.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Water drops on a leaf.

Water drops on a leaf.

Water drops on a leaf.

18.07.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
War memorial Stalybridge. Angel holding a fallen solder In front of the moon.

War memorial Stalybridge. Angel holding a fallen solder In front of the moon.

War memorial Stalybridge.

18.07.2025 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hollyhock flower in bloom, bright pink.

Hollyhock flower in bloom, bright pink.

Love a good Hollyhock. From my garden.

18.07.2025 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Echinops bannaticus plant with bees on it.

Echinops bannaticus plant with bees on it.

Since my friend gave me a cutting of this plant (Echinops bannaticus) saying bees love it, I've been amazed that as soon as it flowers, it's covered in bees. From the colour and smell, I think it tastes like Parma violets, but I haven't got a proboscis small enough to get a taste! Gutted.

18.07.2025 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Open all internal doors and open your attic door/hatch to let the heat rise out through your roof. Oh, and close the attic door before it gets too late because it may get cold at night.

22.06.2025 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your house is too hot at the moment, then open all internal doors and open your attic/loft door. Trust me, you will thank me. Oh, and close the attic door before it gets too late because it will get really cold at night.

20.06.2025 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sly & The Family Stone - If You Want Me To Stay (Audio)
Sly & The Family Stone - If You Want Me To Stay (Audio) YouTube video by SlyATFamilyStoneVEVO

RIP to one of the best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZFa...

10.06.2025 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starfish and coffee.

07.06.2025 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a shockingly bad clip, do you know the name of the film. I must watch it.

03.05.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is the collective noun for reform voters? Is it a shower of t*ats? Or a set of baste*ds? I can never remember.

03.05.2025 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is the collective noun for reform voters? Is it a shower of t*ats? Or a set of baste*ds? I can never remember.

03.05.2025 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My partner (53) just got ID'd at Asda . . . I'm never going to hear the last of this.

03.05.2025 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0