"You can wish me a Happy New Year and let a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned but I ain't spending any time on it because the Russians tried to abolish Christmas"
Victorian post box Bessingby Road, Bridlington, East Riding
Victorian post box, Bridlington
WE WANT ARE COUNTRY BACK
"I once argued that I couldn't be a racist because Bernard Manning was on the tv in the 70s"
"Right, Ian, just say you can't remember saying all those things but if you did, you didn't mean them in a hurtful or insulting way"
Jonathan Gullis realising he isn't going to get one of Lee Anderson's legendary 30p Christmas dinners
Can't be too careful
Chief Inspector Farage has come up with a foolproof method for detecting bad apples in Reform
"You racially abused children, PC Savage!"
"Yes but it was never meant in a hurtful or insulting way, Sir"
"Yes, apparently he was, though I always thought he was Russian Orthodox"
"Khaaaaaan!"
Blending raising money and relocating to Brazil, Ronnie Biggs makes deal with Royal Mail train
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
"Will you look at that ceiling!"
"Dad, please ..."
"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob"
"He's wearing two poppies!"
🎵Baby! Where the hell is your poppy? 🎵
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Grok imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy"
BBC Headlines about similar policies. One when the Tories were in power last year and 2025 under Labour
"Why hasn't David Lammy fixed the criminal justice system in the 2 months since he was appointed Justice Secretary?"
This rings true..
If a weird little scruff in a baseball cap who'd just drooled down his Open AI t-shirt sat next to you on a train and started spouting his nonsense, you'd move to the next carriage