Mr Bram Stroker 😈

You may think me a cunt
I may think you
Correct.

Death
Doesn’t come in a rush
Not a lightening bolt
It doesn’t let you say what you want.
When you want.
Death. Is insidious. It’s always there.
From the first breath.
Waiting.
Death takes a lifetime
Your lifetime.
Live the moment of life
Because death

Is in you ..

It’s the end of the world as we know it

Let’s fuck

Chased.
Chaste
Choose

He loved her through the eternity of his short life
The endless season of sun
The aching teenage angst
Through each argument
Each fight
Each … difference.
He loved her

And she
Laughed

as she walked away

Just a flicker
In a memory
A something of nothing
Inconsequential
Yet lasted a lifetime
That first deep love
Tearing. Yearning
Tears
Then years
But you’ll never forget
That one
Perfect
Love.

President

Of

Piece…s

You got railed all night …

He lives …

😈

He enjoyed the fellatio that she so expertly, it seemed doled out upon him
Up to the point upon when her teeth lacerated his swollen tip

He withdrew. Never to return

Crestfallen she reflected on the words written above the brothel door

‘Never bite, the gland that breeds you’

Well. The mirror had kind of a family resemblance.

Well I haven’t seen your sister so it’s 50/50 for me to say 🤪

Going down on your sister. Or alcohol free Guinness

I’d completely forgotten about this place. Then again I’ve completely forgotten what I did this morning.
Or who

🤪🤣

Guinness zero.

Just. No thanks.

It’s looks nice but it’s a big No.

It’s like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but it’s definitely wrong !!

For those that still venture, I’ve just posted the first story I’ve written in 4 months on Twitter

It’s not a bad comeback effort …

White smoke

The cardinals are on the spliffs.

The tongue dripped between her thighs
His words a mix of truth and lies
His tip against her pulsing slit
She melted

As he tasted it.

He can barely form a queue.

Or women in fake space. She probably is a woman ?

Just the tip.

Who is he

You have a stalker ???

Boudicca
Cleopatra
Elizabeth 1

How furry …

My new female colleague

‘I’ve told my husband what a nice guy I’m working with now’…

Oh dear. And so it begins …

😈

1. Plan to short the markets by introducing bogus tariff policy
2. Sell your current stock at market rates or above
3 Implement plan to short market
4. Watch value crash
5. Buy cheap stock
6. Wait
7. Reverse policy on tariffs
8.Sell newly acquired stock
9. Party at Mar-a-lago
🤦🏻‍♂️

😳

I need

Textual healing.