the cruella de vil of dead horse crystals

TICKETS ACQUIRED

i have an auction up for FTH this year! i forgot to post about it! i'm so sorry!

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NO IT'S FUCKING TOFU 😭

i should've sued tbh

the packets really bring the entire breakfast together imo. adds an additional layer of absurdity. (and yes $19 USD!!!!!!)

THE UNSEASONED TOFU MAKES ME FEEL INSANE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE

Yeah 🙃 I WAS ROBBED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

i remember opening the box and being stunlocked for a minute before i started cry-laughing like wtf else was i supposed to do. tasted like shit btw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iphone photos widget featured photo of a thumbnail of a packet of ketchup thrown haphazardly into a box with some cut fruit, loose tofu, and potatoes.

a box of haphazardly thrown together ingredients, featuring loose tofu, potatoes, various cut fruit, and loose packets of ketchup tossed on top. awesome.

my phone decided my featured photo of the day should be the absolute dogshit "breakfast scramble" i got at LAX that i paid 19 american dollars for. thanks.

i have it on my calendar with like 9383 alarms i'm so locked in

sorry to chicago but i'm so happy they're coming back to oakland 🥹

a cartoon of spongebob standing on a towel ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing on a towel

I-DLE US TOUR DATES DROPPED OVERNIGHT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

루네시엘

heh. beating a horse,

YESSS NOTHING BUT JESSE Ws

Happy Release!

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oh right. the [STATE REDACTED] drivers. my condolences to you and your mental state.

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1. yeah he would be on the back of a piece of shit hyundai and 2. you're kinder than me i would've hit the gas

whab who gets the shit beat out of him (affectionate) (WHA) vs whab who gets the shit beat out of him (derogatory) (JJK)

I LOVE HOW MUCH HE GETS THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM IT'S AWESOME

wooper is perfect in every conceivable way everyone say thank you gen ii

SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND!!!

a really stark and apparent visual reference of the generations i was locked in for vs the generations idgaf about lol

ultimate favorite pokemon grid. of note is my team (all woopers) (do not take this seriously), my favorite starter where i wrote in that it's between bulbasaur and chikorita, favorite paradox that i wrote in they are all so fucking ugly, and ultimate favorite in which i wrote that this is cruel and unusual punishment. oh also my favorite spinda is the one with a penis on its face. oh also also i hate most steel types and i hate most gen IX/scarvi pokemon. thank you for your time. feel free to ask any clarifying questions in the replies.

twirls my hair. who want to fight me.

happy birthday to my thing

time 2 swim swim

#Expedition33