The Wizard of Oz is kind of annoying to me as a native Kansan
07.03.2026 23:16
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The Wizard of Oz is kind of annoying to me as a native Kansan
blue grandpa let israel kill kids while fervently shielding them from any consequences, including the threat of war. now red grandpa is pressing the buttons along with israel for a potential expansion war in the middle east. its only hard to see this if youve abandoned being a human. we need better
the survivors who chose to follow me into the wilderness after watching me wordlessly rub two sticks together to start a fire are growing dismayed as it starts to become clear I just love rubbing stuff
my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"
that mustve been the reason he did the bench press at the combine too, “just bored idk”
happy 13th anniversary to all who observe
adding this to the playlist so it can be with Wait Wait, Don’t Hell Me
Q to Bubba Wallace: "When will you put it in beast mode?"
Marshawn Lynch: "It's staying in beast mode"
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
Hessians in Trenton, December 1776:
Braums is the best kept secret in regional fast food. Every store has to be within 100 miles of the farm here in OKC so everything can be fresh. Best ice cream and they all have a little grocery store inside.
i need to make this clear... i will never age out... it will only get worse... I've done all the "maturing" I desire to do
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
broke: michael dickson MVP
woke: jason myers MVP
olympic commentator watching snowboarding big air: hoooooly shit he completely fucked that one up. just pathetic. you gotta feel for his parents for having to sit through that one
tom brady: absolutely KB he's gotta kill himself
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
these guys were always up to some shit
him and David Blough are both making me wonder if im losing my edge
"A man suffering a seizure went without oxygen as guards watched him convulse on the floor, and another was not given antibiotics for a severe staph infection that led his finger to burst" — some shocking allegations in a new lawsuit against ICE and GEO Group
thelalocal.org/immigration/...
ABOLISH ICE
Read my K9 the note the vet tech left on his feeding schedule and he's been crying for fifteen minutes. Happy now, liberals?
INTRIGUED
peppperoni pizza combos or chips and salsa
we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
