Carrie Raisler

Happy birthday!!!

So far there’s a Montana player named Money and a SMU player named Boopie. Both of these teams need to make the field, please.

"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino

At this point it's barely even a boycott, I've just stopped thinking of Target as a place to buy the things I used to buy at Target.

The important thing to remember is that The Big Bang Theory, a multi-camera show, spun off Young Sheldon, a single-camera show, which then spun off George and Mandy’s First Marriage, a multi-camera show. This is the first time in tv history that this has happened. We live in unprecedented times!!!!

Jeff out here like “traumatic brain injuries are how we do it on Survivor!”

Why is this happening #Survivor

The weather outside can currently be described as “holy shit”

Siena wins the MAAC and is dancing for the first time in 16 years.

This guy’s the coach.

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

Worst SUMBB season in my 26 years of being a fan, woooooooof (I’m old and now I’m also depressed)

New baking show hosted by Jesse Palmer? Twist my arm.

Yes! That is exactly the speed running I mean. It’s wild.

The person who said this had “queerbait” in their username. SIGHHHHHHHHHH

I think it’s mostly on twitter so I missed it, but it has moved over to Hudson’s instagram comments, he even posted a story about it. (I reported a comment where someone called him a “half breed” and apparently Instagram thinks that’s just fine! 🙄)

Heated Rivalry sure is is speed running a full cycle fandom meltdown in just three months, most shows take years (current stage: horrific racism!)

I know that 13 Going on 30 is now the thing people know Jennifer Garner for, but for me, it's always been "I WOULD HAVE WAITED."

The way she read him for filth….. we all needed that.

OK Harry’s Netflix show finally sold me on the new album, I’m in.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

I can actually trace when I blew mine completely, a three day stretch of super loud small venue shows in my late 20s. Haven’t been the same since.

Age check: I can’t watch this right now because the subtitles aren’t working and I cannot do mumbled accents anymore. (Wear earplugs at concerts, kids.)

Hamnet

Syracuse & Pittsburgh going to OT in the last regular season game is exactly what both teams deserve.

Just… of course. Of course the last game is like this.

Turns out I don’t like The Night Agent without Rose.

Good lord who gave my neighbor kids a whistle, I just want to talk

Ha I was watching the Miami OH/Ohio basketball game

Yooooo this game

Discovered dark chocolate Cadbury mini eggs and I am going to need ten more bags of these immediately.