Diggin' Deep Podcast photo. A bunch of chuckleheads laughing and clapping along with some gesturing chucklefuck. The decor screams "beachside suite at the rich, white people resort in Hawai'i." Vibes seem horrible.
If you think about it, this whole venture was just an audition to get on MLBN.
Crazy that there's 100+ episodes serving as auditions, just SCREAMING "don't fucking hire this guy," and they did it anyway. MLB Network rules.
Still of comedy writer Jim Downey on the "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend" podcast. The "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?" meme.
Eric Hosmer? The podcaster?
Explaining the joke AND that it's a funny reference.
U.S. Navy photo with sailors in the pilothouse on the USS Abraham Lincoln during Operation Epic Fury. One of the men has a Stone Arrogant Bastard patch on his sleeve, indicating he has shitty taste and even worse opinions about everything.
In San Diego beer news...
bsky.app/profile/two....
Meanwhile, in Japan, the home crowd gave a Czech pitcher a standing ovation. This shit is embarrassing.
100% chance there's a "but at least we have the best ballpark in baseball" post on that timeline.
Oh maaaaan, the pronunciation of "Tokyo" in the Bazzana highlight alone.
Hi, I'm subtweeting my Nuggets fan in-laws.
Before last year, I wouldn't consider myself more than a casual NBA fan. Even then, I knew this. And while there's obviously levels to this, it's also like how the "[random star on opposing team] is a foul merchant" shit follows any good player.
Rough start for Musgrove against Team GIGA Sans Extrabold.
To John's point, that says all I need to know about every decision made on this poster.
"Hosted by Jason Biggs"
General rules of North County: if I have worked at a brewery, there's an 80% chance it closes. If I have spent a substantial period of my life commuting somewhere, they will rip up the protected bike lanes.
Quick note: if you're looking to bury me with embarrassing baseball stats and are disappointed to see positive references to a Webster at San Dieguito, know that it's probably my younger brother.
Box score from 4/27/2000 Coastal League San Dieguito Academy 9 Calvin Christian 6 San Dieguito Academy 500 003 1 - 9 12 2 Calvin Christian 122 100 0 - 6 11 5 Mathison, Webster (4) and Anderson. Klein, J Barbosa (7) and J. Barbosa, S. Barbosa (7). WP - Webster LP- Klein (1-5) HR - Udwin (SDA) 1st, none on. Lopez (SDA) 1st, none on. Brown (SDA) 1st one on. Nichols (CC) 4th, none on. Notable: Wes Udwin. Luis Lopez and Luke Brown all homered in the first inning for San Dieguito..David Nichols.was 4-for-4 with a homer for Calvin. Records: San Dieguito Academy, 6-11-1, 3-7 Calvin Christian 3-7-1, 1-7-1
I apparently got one (1) win...?!
1) He's still a strapping young lad and I'm over 40. He'd kill me.
2) I'd much rather strike somebody out than hit them.
3) If I'm going petty, I'm wearing a shirt with his high school stats.
Fun backstory, I actually got into this because I discovered SDA was doing alumni games...and that Ryan Cohen went to my high school. Because I'm a petty bitch, I checked Max Preps for his stats to compare against my own and discovered there's nothing prior to the 05-06 season.
Box scores from 4/8/2000. Santa Fe Christian 10, San Dieguito Academy 4 San Dieguito 100 000 1 - 4 5 1 Santa Fe Christian 203 212 x - 10 12 1 Chronert, Webster (3), Reeder (5) and Anderson Reardon, Corona (6), Kirwan (7) and Ross. Galloway (5) WP - Reardon (5-0) LP - Chronert Notable: Jarret Reardon went 2-for 4 with a double and two RBIs and Isaac Boyd was 2-for-3 with three RBIs for the Eagles. Records: Santa Fe Christian 10-1, 6-0
Unsurprisingly, very little on my HS baseball career because it was very forgettable. I remember this one because it wasn't Chad Corona (guy with a B-Ref page) who wrecked my shit in the 4th. Just the entire rest of the lineup.
While most of you were arguing MLB labor relations and competitive balance (a subject I have a lot of opinions about but am too chicken shit to comment on because I'm afraid of being quoted/reposted) I was on Newspapers dot com, checking for any embarrassing box scores from my HS baseball team.
I worked on creating "Beef Bro-yani" for a year...and...fitness bros just...tweeted it out.
“I bet the board is spelled B-O-R-E-D”
“Board of Peace”
Norm:
Franchise mode where you haven't earned enough credits to unlock the full kit.
Yeeeeeah I'll admit to being duped. The shorts are normal, which is just better than the dogshit top. Also somehow didn't even realize the pattern on the jersey was only on the front...?!
Paul Pierce, wheelchair driven because of a crippling case of the shits.
Thoughts and prayers
This story is great because he says "California takes too much money," before ultimately getting around to saying he used the Padres' offer to take back to the Diamondbacks so he could get more money. Which, yeah. Obviously.
A middle reliever, for sure.
Moral of the story: if you're siding with Clevinger over Óliver Pérez, you're a dogshit Padres fan with dogshit opinions.
I'm not going to slam a guy who is young and made decent progress the past year-plus, but this seems almost entirely based on a couple spot starts at AA and AAA to end the season. He has a combined 10 IP above A+.
If he's making the bigs in 2026, it's likely due to a collective bed shitting.
