a UPS guy dog costume
10.03.2026 16:01
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a UPS guy dog costume
Greyhound shut down their shipping service a few years ago so now I have to get big things shipped the normal way, like a dog
I used to be in a bunch of local ensembles and orchestras that played real classical repertoire but nowadays the only big group I'm in exclusively plays video game arrangements because I have more fun doing it and that's the important part
it was definitely one of the experiences of life to be posted up in the local grungy Greyhound station watching the bus lane for the one with my new horn on it, and none of the station staff seemed to be aware that shipping was a service they even offered
last time I bought a tuba online, the shipper sent it via Greyhound Shipping, which is basically that the shipper bought a bus ticket for the package, the driver loaded it onto the bus, and the recipient waited at the destination bus stop to pick it up
hannibal didn't have a last name
a King marching tuba in a flight case, the kind of tuba that's held on one shoulder
bigger image from the seller
Sold KING 1151 SILVER TUBA IN GOOD PLAYING CONDITION 649993KING 1151 SILVER TUBA IN GOOD PLAYING CONDITION 649993 US $1,750.00US $1,750.00 Mon, Mar 09, 05:30 PM
I've been sitting on a holiday bonus for three months now indecisive about what I wanted to buy with it and I finally decided on a new toy
what’s bappin
Warren G's Regulated Sandwiches, feat. Nate Dogg
every once in a while I'll ask Siri something in the car but now outside of the most basic map requests it wants me to pull over and look at a ChatGPT answer when I know that it used to give me spoken answers to the same questions a few years ago
tired: losing the war in Iran
wired: losing the argument at this year's family Thanksgiving
The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there.
any time something I post starts showing up on the Discover feed I get blocked by a bunch of zero-post zero-follower accounts who are apparently just here for the news and don't appreciate me posting jokes when there's a cheeto in the white house
what if we avoid the blowback by throwing the imperial boomerang as hard as possible into our own faces first
like 80% complimentary
another cast photo of Votager, this time in neutral earth tone sweaters and khakis lounging around a taupe room
computer, adjust parameters of simulation
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
the cast of Star Trek Voyager, out of costume, in a pink room and wearing 90s black clothes
my favorite UPN-core cast photo is this one from Star Trek Voyager where they tried to get a little "irreverent yet sexy Fox legal drama" with it
AT&T guy who inexplicably has a desk set up in the middle of the grocery store: HELLO SIR! Quick question! Who do you use for your phone service???
Me: SPECIAL FREDO TECHNIQUE!!! 100 CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES TO THE PEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!
why does Ben Stiller have his own line of artisanal soda
it's not some esoteric bit of historical trivia, is the thing; American white nationalists up to this day openly use that kind of iconography to identify themselves to fellow travelers, and I'd hope anyone on any kind of national politics beat would be able to recognize them too
no you aren't
the average bsky user could give you five minutes off the cuff on all the ways Bluesky PBC is fucking up while the average twitter user would stammer through apologia about how you have to be exposed to opinions and plus the brands are there
climb down off that cross, Ryan baby
A store named The Fun-Ghoul in Rutherford, New Jersey, which sounds like "vaffancul'" (shove it up your ass) in Italian
hey, fuck you too, store
a lot of them also seem to have a uniquely bad understanding of odds and probability, they see things like "0.3% of measles cases die" but they can only understand chances as "it's sure to happen" and "it'll never happen"
they think measles is just a fun childhood rite of passage where you get weird skin blotches for a week and not a disease that can burn out your ear nerves or make your brain explode out of your skull so they're not too fussed over the outbreak
and the advisors and pundits pushing hardest to drop the "weird" messaging turned out to all generally agree with Republicans, just not their aesthetics
they hated "weird" because they felt attacked by it too
