Raven Kane

Lycumthropy

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You ever see someone living out your dream and think, "God I wish that were me?" That's how I felt while watching a deathclaw peel the rear end off a t45 power armor like it was a can of cram; and go absolutely wild fucking wasteland on the ass of the lucky son of bitch inside.

It'd be pretty tentacool if you did

You know what, I don't have a witty comeback for this one. Well played. Lmao

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I'm happy with it considering my ass can't see very well without glasses

The funniest thing to me is starting a new game someone has convinced me to play and getting their realtime horror as I start the game, then immediately pause and swap to inverted controls.

I've been told that I now need to write a deathclaw fic. But vore, vore never changes

I just watched it for the first time in the past couple years. It's a fantastic movie

I’m no longer politely asking people to be introspective about fatphobia and interrogate their feelings on the subject any more. I am sitting in a folding chair with a shotgun telling people to do it immediately. You have to stop making the world a living hell for fat people

Hurrycane (yes it's a pun) is a good and cheap cane that free stands. My coworker swears by them and I got one for someone recently and it's helped a lot. Though I've not checked for international availability

There's only one way to find out

(me flirting)

"Do you wanna see how hard you have to bite to make me stop telling puns?"

So real

I have great news about Toby Keith!!!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Did something happen in New York at some point? I forget tbh

does anyone else remember this? i swear New York City's skyline used to have these two giant things right where One WTC is. is this the Mandela Effect?

Vampires when they want jerky

QRP with women! 💖💋
Many merry returns to women !!

To everyone who’s like “man i wish there really was a trans spider-man story” there is it’s called REDSHIFT and you can buy it on itch

Shot…Chaser What if Benny from Fallout New Vegas was a chaser? A short fic about The Courier finally confronting Benny at the Tops Casino after having avoided doing so for too long.

Finally got the time and energy to write a short Fallout New Vegas fic about the courrier meeting Benny but Benny is a chaser

www.scribblehub.com/series/22268...

You may have fallen in love with the girl at the rock show. She said "what?" And you tell her that you don't know.

But I, happen to know this pretty rave girl, I always think about her. And when she says hi to me butterflies go right through me.

If they let Stephen Moffat any where near it

If your hypnotist gf hypnotizes you to fuck yourself in your sleep, is it masturbation or somnophilia with extra steps?

All pissing is piss play when you consider planets celestial bodies

Notices your fication

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I'm the type of goon who looks at the hero having just beaten up all my coworkers and throws my weapon down and runs away with a looney toons sound effect

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog