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@beardeddadbod

45+ bearded, tattooed dadbod who loves grey sweats and espresso. Into working out and food porn. Love interacting with people and talking shit. Not looking for a relationship. Just here for fun. I don’t buy or sell content. πŸ”ž

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Stagflation. If you don’t know what that means, look it up. We’re fucked.

09.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. And on a typewriter.

07.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are people. You killed. Not one offs you fuckwad.

04.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fucking Christ.

04.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you’re a useless news source that’s bent the knee without telling me you’re a useless news source that’s bent the knee.

03.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I make a mean veggie one.

02.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least we gutted the fbi before we caused chaos. What could possibly go wrong?

01.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on over! We will start about 5AM. πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I always crave Mexican food.

01.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooohhh. Maybe next weekend. That’s an all day affair that involves whiskey. 🀭

01.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good idea? Got a good recipe?

01.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No shit?

01.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In need of a distraction. What should I cook this week?

01.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope all you fuckers who voted Trump are proud of yourselves.

01.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These invertebrates can rally contort themselves to follow the orange guys wants. Such amazing displays of cowardice.

28.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess when they started calling it the Department of War instead of Defense they did it for a reason.

28.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2136 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 11

It was always predictable.

28.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m beginning to think they aren’t the party of small government.

28.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from president peace saying Obama will attack Iran.

Tweet from president peace saying Obama will attack Iran.

This aged well.

28.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m beginning to think president peace never wanted peace. I hope everyone who voted for him is happy.

28.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Well, semi wild. I do live in the city. πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did not have chase a turkey out of my driveway on my bingo card today. But here we are. πŸ€ͺ

28.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Basil Hayden rye whiskey

Basil Hayden rye whiskey

When the internet goes out at the office and you are forced to β€œwork from home”. Happy Friday.

27.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s hope he take some for the team.

27.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It is. But it’s very descriptive. πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

24/24

25.02.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where do I find this van?

24.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No coffee would be the death of me.

24.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! I’m good. You?

23.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Coming right up!

23.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0